Pip➡️LVFC

Pip➡️LVFC

@pipsqueakmouse.bsky.social

Grasshopper mouse in Charleston SC, moving to Denver when someone buys my house. Professional woodworker and troublemaker. Follow for nudes, woods, and nudes with wood.

261 Followers 265 Following 859 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 day ago

...did you remove the other because of the window, you nerd.

Also, yeah ya should have.

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1 day ago

Shiiiit and a chair rail too!

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1 day ago

Damn- that is some thick veneer edge banding on those shelves. Quality!

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1 day ago

MISTAKES WERE MADE

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1 day ago

Pro-tip, if you should ever happen to spray an entire can of pepper spray- shower before you jerk off.

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1 day ago

Sounds like some sort of black magic if you ask me.

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1 day ago

Had that fucking Great Pyrenees, the one that’s been terrorizing the neighborhood, come at us again. I emptied an entire can of pepper gel onto it before it backed off.

It was about 5 seconds from getting shot.

Oh and guess what- his fucking idiot owner just got a SECOND Great Pyrenees.

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1 day ago

I played so much Tribes in highschool- was an absolute menace in that game.

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1 day ago
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The term for Trump buying people Florsheims three sizes too big is now 'Shoe-Cucking'.

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1 day ago
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Morning at the park with the boys.

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2 days ago

Wouldn’t it be awesome if we started using civil asset forfeiture to confiscate the properties of landlords who refuse to follow the law.

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3 days ago

If we ever discover that tomatoes cause cancer I'm going to be super dead. Today alone I've eaten a dozen grape tomatoes and 3 cocktail tomatoes. I'm about 1/3rd tomato at this point.

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3 days ago

He also has long running chain discussions with people who draw cub so he’s a massive hypocrite.

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4 days ago

I feel that sometimes myself. But all that time exploring is just that, exploring. Finding what you enjoy, what works for you, and what you can work on.

Your adult life is just beginning and there's so much opportunity to make the best life for yourself.

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1 week ago

Because the UK, like the US, has been infected by the Murdoch media. The result is a gradual and inevitable decline in the governments ability to function.

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1 week ago

Which is why that term works so well. They hate it!

When they try and rebut you just tell them to stop acting like they’re auditioning for the TPUSA with their ‘degenerates this’ and ‘degenerates that’ nonsense

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1 week ago
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I don’t know how she does it but the moment I touch a laser pointer she knows.

Went into the closet to grab it and before I even turned around and this is what I heard.

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1 week ago

Republikids being Republikids.

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1 week ago

"I'm sorry you feel that way. You monster." She really sold me on the sincerity of her apology. /s

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1 week ago

My most millennial attribute is probably how much bacon I consume.

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1 week ago
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I’m not a monster, I then took him outside for some tree climbing practice!

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1 week ago
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I was curious if Bullet actually liked his leashed adventures. So while cleaning I conducted an experiment by picking up his harness to put it away…and not on him.

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1 week ago

I’m just glad they didn’t try and bribe Paxton out of the senate race with this job.

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1 week ago

Get Jules Verne to write it and he’ll be enthralled.

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1 week ago

lol I love it! We have no fucking idea how much of the absolute universe is represented by the observable universe. Their guess is as good as my mine!

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1 week ago

Unfortunately we wrote a law so fucking stupid this is somehow legal. That’s why it’s critical we repeal the war powers act.

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1 week ago

With modern warfare basically boiling down to who has the largest industrial base, China really does have a unique window of opportunity.

The west's industrial base is extremely atrophied, and if required to mobilize for a war would find itself incredibly lacking without Chinese inputs.

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1 week ago
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Leggy boy with the beans. #cat

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1 week ago

I’ve been told this is a short, victorious war to stem the tide of the Epstein files.

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1 week ago

Back during Trump 1.0 when he was thinking of invading North Korea I was in a planning cell for said invasion.

So many people were so wrong on the internet and I could do nothing about.

Also crazy how we just forgot that whole fucking episode of this shitty reality TV show.

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