Daniel Wood

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

@carlhiaasen.bsky.social please find a way to produce something where Walton Goggins plays Skink

Gucci gucci, Louis Louis, fendi fendi, Prada
Lady Gaga’s last name is really germanotta

Are people ironically using their libraries? How do you do that?

Oars

Wait, now I need to know this too

Just watched Inside Out 2 and anxiety was terrifying. So I guess that means they nailed it

$6?

Taking a two week break from social media (except for allotting 10 min a day to post for trivia)

What’s the shorthand for a BlueSky post?

Kinda grateful that:
A. I’m not in the classroom anymore and don’t have to teach social studies while the country falls down around us
B. I’m no longer working in a school full of conservative faculty that never left their hometown

I had a medical doctor at trivia confirm that it is indeed an organ, but many people were still thrown off by it

I just really like the way 'Wuigi' sounds

Some chatter at trivia last night over me referring to hair as an organ. What say you?

Beyonce's wins pissing off all the right people

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

You should really watch the movie. It’s mind boggling that it even got made

Juigi just sounds antisemetic

Why is it Wario and Waluigi and not Wuigi?

Do it

I need someone to watch the Nic Cage movie Arcadian so that we can talk about how absolutely awful it is. I can’t compensate you for the 90 minutes of your life that you will waste, but please. I’m desperate to get some perspective here