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wHAT

Incredible, winner right here

Skill issue

"Via the IP address we have narrowed down the suspect to everyone at the school"

Fortunately some are funny crimes

What we thought this would attract: Funny stories
What we actually got from this: Crimes

immediate regret googling that

lol, true casual teacher activities

every word of this is like another blow to the face

"stuck in the fence" is an early contender for 4 word horror story of the year

No but thrilled to know this wasn't a one school things

Why is it always the sports teachers 😂

Alrighty that warrants a repost

The good old days before phones where kids would be out in their communities throwing molotovs instead of lounging around on the couch

We had one where the year 10s were given a science class in fermentation where they were taught that fruit could be turned into alcohol. Oranges had to be banned from the school a month later when a makeshift brewery was discovered under the gym.

We've all been there

Aussies, what was "The Incident" at your school?

lol

So apparently the Americans are not familiar with the Aussie phrase 'nut it out' and it is causing mass carnage in business meetings

It's only the 2nd and already Scomo has turned up at Trump's New Years party and Palmer has tried to trademark the word "teals" as well as floating the "Clive and Pauline Party".

Gonna be one hell of an election year.

RIP Jack Karlson

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!"
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"
"Get your hand off my penis!"
"I see that you know your judo well."

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This took far too long to make. Merry Crocmas.

This took far too long to make. Merry Crocmas.

Love that this vid is our most liked bleet. Even after all these years, this iconic speech is still touching hearts and minds.

I have watched this at least 100 times over the years and I still laugh every single time. I challenge you to find a more bizarre media statement from any politician anywhere.

Someone now needs to start a rival party called the Bassoon of Treachery