Captain Marko Ramius

I'm not sure. What's the current price of doritos?
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Pam Bondi will never spend one day in jail. The "move on" crowd, as they always do when republican administrations leave, will see to that.
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My Halloween display this year.
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Don't let them. Ever.
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On the Epstein petition / Full Vote Here's my prediction:

Name Petition Full Vote
Massie Yes Yes
Mace Yes MACO
Greene Yes GACO
Boebert Yes BACO

Waddya think?

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"Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right..."

If only it had gone up, and then gone down again before he could get off...
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For a long time I believed that the multiverse came from the imagination of comic book writers. But lately I've come to believe that the multiverse is real! And that are millions of people who actually live in a different universe AND mine simultaneously.
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OMFG. If that's not parody, it made my month!
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TACO Tuesday.
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When some bubblehead on the "news" asks a Dem why they're willing to shut down the govt., the response should be a single question: "What party controls every branch of govt."? followed by: "Case Closed. Next question?"
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Now:
1. Sinclair won't air him.
2. People will boycott Sinclair by NOT WATCHING. (Too many alternatives)
3. Sinclair will go under.
Moral:
When businesses are tied too closely to politics, things like this are inevitable (finger snap).
And all because of Citizen's United.
Thanks, John Roberts
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When we say Jimmy, we mean Jimmy's super high priced lawyers, followed by our irate shareholders who already lost a bundle on Target stock.
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The word "indefinitely" does mean what you think it means.
These are not the druids you're looking for.
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So, DACO?
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But keep on votin' for Republicans, folks!
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#dogsofbluesky Just watched Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt" and it still makes me cry when I look at my pack:

My monthly coffee order went up from $33 to $41 (24%), but hey! Go tariffs! My MAGA neighbor is driving around the neighborhood screaming at neighbors. FAFO?
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Well, I guess the Deplorables are still deplorable. Shocker.
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I'm waiting until my EV can charge wirelessly from my MAGA next door neighbor's house.
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Saw the picture. It all becomes clear now.
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These days I tend to think that the humans need to be evicted.
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You forgot the word, "still".
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Exactly what I said to the woman at the park who invited me to join her church group.
A truer love than any human I've ever known.
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Bluesky needs a "Like to Infinity" button just for posts like these.
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Keeps making me think of Jim Carey "Liar, liar".
Wouldn't that be hilarious?
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So that's why they hate him! Shocker!
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Well if this doesn't change the direction of modern society, nothing will.
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If only reading was fundamental these days. Keep up the fight.
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