@fernballew.bsky.social

Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK

973 Followers 206 Following 2,295 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Fuck it we’re running Black History Month through the end of March.

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12 hours ago

7 years bad luck for littering at the spot

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17 hours ago

Looks awesome! Jealous.

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1 day ago

The most unpredictable person at a skatepark is the skater with an ace bandage poorly wrapped around one of their wrists.

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1 day ago
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millions YouTube video by Stephan Singh

From: youtu.be/RAS8iya7mTA?...

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1 day ago
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Early contender for clip of the year

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2 days ago

Skateboarding is so funny what do you mean you have beef with an inanimate concrete object

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2 days ago

Yeah still looking for a better spot to film from to do the spot justice.

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Too many people going to fakie who should be going to THERAPY

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3 days ago
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3 days ago

Good skating can save a bad song but a good song can never save bad skating

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3 days ago
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CONFIRMED: Tom Knox is spiritually a midwestern skater

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4 days ago

90s comedy where rival skateshops set aside their differences to take down the new corporate shop in town threatening to force both to close

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4 days ago

Challenging the CEO of Venture Trucks to tighten the back bolts with a T-tool

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4 days ago
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Crazy that Mostly Skateboarding has done more to advocate for the success of remote work than Congress.

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4 days ago

What do you mean my childhood indoor park is getting kicked out by the new landlords and the hometown hero who’s now a landlord himself hasn’t stepped up to help???

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5 days ago

VICE needs skateboarding more than skateboarding needs VICE

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5 days ago

“I smell a promotion.”

Joey Bovinett, Lawn Waterer

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case https://theonion.com/doj-employee-charged-in-child-pornography-case/

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6 days ago

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

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6 days ago

Filing my taxes and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it.

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6 days ago

They don’t want you to know that blasting cigs with the homies counts as a third space

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6 days ago

Promises made promises kept

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6 days ago
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Your one stop shop for all the best skate videos from the early 90s through the 2010s

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6 days ago

Billionaire CEOs eating burgers to distract us from eating them

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1 week ago

A shared Adidas part from Nikolai and Nak-El of b-side footage called ‘Nik Naks’

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1 week ago

Teaching my kids proper skatepark etiquette by telling them to wing it

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1 week ago

WKND skit idea: Pier Se7en with Tom K. screaming “WHAT’S IN THE BLOCKS???”

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1 week ago
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The plan? Increase demand for robust and reliable public transit by attacking Iran making gas prohibitively expensive.

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