Mara

Ice cream cupcake is a genius idea and I need one.

Who even decided that's a gift or toy that should exist? It looks like it might belong in an artsy craft kit, but certainly not as a standalone.

What was wrong with the chalky conversation hearts?? Or the SweeTarts shaped like hearts. Classic Valentine's stuff.

The words DO NOT EAT are not nearly large enough for those sprinkle doppelgangers. WTF is that??

MAKE HIM PROM KING!

There's such a low bar to clear, and you can't even clear that? The best part of GN is his social media manager; she's terrific. (I love my state, but can the dems really not do better than this??)

Though I may go with 2001's Valentine, which will assuredly be a mediocre example of the slasher resurgence, but I haven't seen it before, so feel like I should.

Open to other Valentine's #horrormovie suggestions, though!

What a dumb time to all of a sudden decide you have journalistic integrity.

This is so much worse than what took down Nixon, difference was that then the media did not like Nixon and wasn't trying to help him and today the media is controlled by the Epstein-Oligarch class and so is part of the same conspiracy that Trump is and buries it

Not all heroes wear capes!

Fuck the snitch filming her, though. Yet somehow, nobody saw anything anyways!

Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort

Well-deserved!

With a bonus that a certain orange puppet and its puppet master are gonna be piiiiiiiissed. Bahahahahahahhahaha

#TimelineCleanse

it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states

Trump’s EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressive move by the president to roll back climate regulations.

The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change.

Windows down. Belting along with the radio. Pulling into the auto parts store. As one does.

Great song.
Hilarious scene in Borderline.

It’s mind-boggling!

And in cooking/cocktail groups, “I asked chapGPT what to do with these ingredients!” You could literally put those into google. Or apps/sites specifically designed to do that. Not environment-destroying AI slop that give basic and/or wrong answers (for everything).

So is the opposite of “milkshake duck,” “good bunny”?

Infuriating.

What an asshole.

THIS IS REALLY UPSETTING!

You mean the plural of dominatrix isn't dominatrices??
(Ok, googled, and both are proper. Now to go read about tacos!)

Spanish Monk Cocktail Recipe Discover how to make a Spanish Monk using Gin, Chartreuse Green, Lemon juice, Sugar syrup (2:1) (+ 2 more) in 7 easy to follow steps

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For the cocktail? I use Difford's.
I have no problem using eggs, but I bought powdered whites when eggs were crazy expensive. I've never gotten the hang of them in cocktails. Probably have to change the ratio?

Now imagine that not even making mainstream news, let alone headlines.
I don't care how it happens, but we needs him tf out of that office.

Mardi Gras isn't for another week, though?

Exactly. Horrible for the environment, steals from artists, and for non-art queries, just shows what a lazy asshole you are because you can't search for results for yourself. Very few (non-political) phrases make me tune out like, "I asked chatGPT..."

Makes sense. I’m so anti-AI then I want to believe the sentiment is more widespread.

But since you mention it, the number of young Xers I see posting AI caricatures… UGH. We spent our youths worrying about destruction of ozone and rainforest, and you’re doing it for a photo that nobody cares about.

Seems pretty on par for Gen X/Xennial skepticism.
Also, fuck AI.

Gee. Can't ever imagine why now, of all times, they would stop measuring this metric. Hmmm...

There is no part of my brain that will ever -- EVER -- be able to understand how people can do this, and more than that, how people can support this.

ICE OUT NOW. Abolish. Prosecute. (Tar and feather?)