Dabi the Duck Pope

We gotta send the horse to the glue factory. Horse broken

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Bout to watch the US get pounded like the annoying dorky kid in dodgeball

I think every country should get one nuke that they're allowed to fire at anyone they want

Unless I hear "omg help me" that noise is none of my business

I never realized how much Joe Biden looks like fire Marshal Bill, but damn

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Wait, dammit that was Ethan Winters with the hand. But still all interchangeable

Jim Carrey's Fire Marshal Bill character with a half closed eye and his teeth sticking out of his half open mouth

You know how Ursula stole Ariel's voice? Yea, I can do Fire Marshal Bill now

I stole Jim Carrey's life force

I'm sure their hands probably are

10x15, Pressure Points

“If they can invent better ways to kill each other, why can’t they invent a way to end this stupid war?"

We didn't want another car guy movie, we wanted the equivalent of dildo bats and a Dubstep gun, and they gave us that

More and more I appreciate the Fast and Furious franchise for going the same route as Saints Row

Every time I watch that movie all I can think is that Ryan really was a bad influence on Seth Cohen

A Bratz doll that looks like Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body. She's doing the scene where she holds a lighter to her tongue while saying "I am a god" over the phone

AI will never give us this

That's just one polycule

I've just accepted that Bill is the first documented case of a lesbian trapped in a man

It was a blip in the endless racist attacks of the era that liberals have ridden into the ground more than Hilary's emails, and I'm so tired of it.

Y'all have no idea how much I want to set that stupid tan suit on fire. So sick of hearing about that stupid ass shit from all around

[Me working at chuck E. Cheese for eleven years] It’s insane that we let kids piss in the ball pit

Used DSLR isn't too bad on eBay, and unless the sensor is scratched they're usually pretty solid

I love The Dark Crystal but goddamn do those gelflings give me some horrid uncanny valley vibes

They want $20 for Pokemon FireRed and I can't name my rival Dickbutt? Nintendo, go to hell

I think "killing children is always bad" is maybe the easiest simplest position to hold.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

If two guys went up to a kid, one guy shot the kid, then the other guy went "woah woah woah dude, you didn't fill out the form for child murder, you gotta do the proper paperwork to murder kids bro, there is a process here," you would reasonably conclude that two guys had murdered that kid.

Mmmmm chili rojo

They want $20 for Pokemon FireRed and I can't name my rival Dickbutt? Nintendo, go to hell