Tainted and Disgraced Mech Warrior

She Cheney on my Dick until I dropped dead

Scientists Changed the Blood Type of a Kidney. That’s Extraordinary. Transforming organs from any blood type into the universal donor Type O could help patients receive transplants faster.

The world seems like we are going backwards at the moment, so it is important to take the time to spread awareness of advances.

Scientists have developed an enzyme that converts organs into universal 'O' type. This is huge.

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Is... Is the bus fictional?

Puffs facial tissue? Nah, that's a Kleenex, stfu

I love how many companies think their name truly matters when boomers still say interwebs and everything is a band-aid

I can almost guarantee this man "doesn't know how to load the dishwasher, baby"

Coworker: is this AI? *shows me a video of MLK Jr. issuing the Stone Cold Stunner to The Undertaker before flicking him off*

Me: no, that happened

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

I honestly have no clue. FB for me has always been a secluded private land

Dril tweet (Me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers

Satan right now

I illegally voted for Zohran 12 times. I don't even live in New York. Thanks antifa!

In his defense, I'd also cry if my sandwich exploded on me and left a mustard stain on my favorite Nazi uniform

God just imagine if it had been tuna

Me and time have the kind of relationship that Dick Cheney had with his hunting buddies

It's gonna take me 2 weeks to remember how old I am tbh

All you need to know is that I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

In two weeks I might just reveal how old I'm turning on my birthday. It's as old as you think.

Dick Cheney died

Bearded lady gang rise up!

Just took a dab to honor a friend we lost yesterday. Death sucks

White people love ordering a milkshake and telling you they're lactose intolerant, and then when the IBS kicks in how much they have to poop because of said IBS. We love that shit.

A screenshot from a video of a white woman wearing a cardigan and a large hat is bent over with a trash bag halfway over a toilet in a bathroom. The caption says "when I finally catch the MF that steals my husband for hours every week"

White people have no culture? Then what do you call this?

I will never shame anyone for the groceries they buy, unless they buy prepackaged roux.

Richard kind

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

Funded! Thank you so much everyone, we're calling the mechanic ASAP!!

Funded! Thank you so much everyone, we're calling the mechanic ASAP!!

I'm poor and have a full beard, and people only hate me for different reasons