Ambee Nebula✨

never made it as a wise man
couldn't cut it as a dumb bitch
either

Allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable ~
*gets in my car and leaves*

Hear me out: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat 💕✨

Sleep is like that one ex who won’t leave you alone until given another chance to let you down yet again when you truly need them

just a strawberry trying to make it through life 🍓💕

Patiently not reading any manhwas that I’ve been itching to read because my reading speed outruns the release schedule
My binge-reading heart can’t handle the cliffhangers 💀😭

Telling her she is so fucking pretty while you’re drilling the fuck out of her >>>>

I wanna learn archery and sword fighting so badly 🏹⚔️

If my chair-sitting style says anything, it’s:
🩷 Not straight
💜 Slightly possessed
💙 3 seconds from an identity crisis
Happy Pride🌈

Watching Bob Ross going back and forth between “the fuck you doing Bob you ruined it” and “ god damn it you did it again Bob you’re a fucking genius”

Roll for charisma
💕🎲

I told every cow, bunny, piggy, and goat I loved them at the petting zoo today
🐄🐇🐖🐐💕🥰

jesus hits a joint whilst holding the Easter bunny

I always feel like a bad ass masculine woman everytime I fix something on my car without the help of a man 💪🚗

Peace, love, Peeps, and puff-puff-pass
🌸🐣🐰🍬 🌿 💨💕

One day I shall have a possum and raccoon as pets, on top of like 1-2 dogs and a cow
🐄🐕🦝💕

"If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-"

SHE THOUGHT GANDALF AND DUMBLEDORE WERE THE SAME PERSON

*priest vomits*

All I want is a sword on my left hip and a dagger strapped to my right thigh under a really cute dress

I’ve been watching Doctor Who so much lately that my vocabulary when I talk has started to change 😬😂

The feminine urge to wear elf ears all the time 🧝‍♀️✨

You'd think being a gifted child would've brought me a life of success but instead I got a fucking praise kink 🙄🙄

Girl Math :
Saying you are stronger than him just as an excuse to get pinned down.

"I'm gonna wing it"
- Me, about something I most definitely should not wing

Good morning ☀️

I hope everyone has an amazing day ✨

But just remember, even our worst days only have twenty-four hours in them 💕

Screw it playing Kingdom Hearts 👑🩷

Forever looking exhausted but now In blueberry form 🥱💕🫐

I wish everyone a healthy wholesome relationship with toxic nasty sex 💕🥰

My stress level lately is Bam's mom in every episode of Viva La Bam.

The Beast Unleashed
The monster that’s 21+ is probably one of the more dangerous drinks I’ve ever had the pleasure of trying
Absolutely zero alcohol taste to it 💕

“Fine fine I’ll start Doctor who over, no need to twist my arm”
- me to me when scrolling through shows trying to find a new series to watch