John Shepherd

But why do you use your computer for anything besides gaming, YouTube, and most importantly, perpetual updates??? Sounds like a you problem tbh

@cait.bsky.social has inspired me to action. Did a sustained thumbs down at a cybertruck this morning and they flipped me off. Got a good chuckle out of the crossing guard next to me

Trump and Musk did 1/29

hey ig no one has ever posted a thread I might like go away

I don’t get involved in drama because I wake up at 4:30 pm
I’m just a chill guy like that

they call steely dan yacht rock as if yacht-money doesn't exist in a vacuum apart from sophisticated music

You don't have a personality you are the poorly scanned replica of a 2002 vogue article and you're not even hot

I fucking wish dog

A still from the film Office Space (1999). Samir (portrayed by Ajay Naidu) and Michael Bolton (portrayed by David Herman) sit back-to-back in a shared office cubicle. In reference to the similarity between his name, and the name of famous American singer-songwriter, Michael Bolton exclaims "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

Boomer liberal Democrats after losing to Trump for a 2nd time

"Revelations" single streaming everywhere now