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mike hawk

@ancientdinolover.bsky.social

too busy to be famous

15 Followers  |  6 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 25.12.2024  |  1.3989

Latest posts by ancientdinolover.bsky.social on Bluesky

pooping on the clock is so urethral

20.02.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WAIT EVERYONE IVE SOLVED IT… LETS JUST BAN ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH US

20.01.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a damn shame being annoying is genetic. i was fucked from the start

15.01.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more like Fart Suckersberg amiright

11.01.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2

30.12.2024 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7517    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 204    πŸ“Œ 43

i’m not addicted to caffeine i will merely pass away if i don’t have any

29.12.2024 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nosfera tuah on that vampire

29.12.2024 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOSferatu is a fast and furious prequel

27.12.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

y’all think they would drop the terrorism charge if he changed his name to mario?

26.12.2024 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTv was so great to spend Christmas with you ou”

26.12.2024 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think that the ai won’t take my job if i ask nicely?

26.12.2024 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where all my eepy lil theys and thems at?

26.12.2024 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

willem dafoe loves to be in movies

26.12.2024 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7282    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 257    πŸ“Œ 46

That’s that me eggs.

20.12.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sup

25.12.2024 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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