the finna, the gag, and the holy chile

your ass is glass and i’m gonna blow it

what if rusty nail from the joy ride franchise drove the city bus

when i wear clickety clackety shoes to the office i just walk around for no reason to sound like im really busy

she J on my D til i Vance

he’s never had a 1099……

i feel so bad for moo deng like even a hippo gets disregarded after she’s past her youthful prime omg

he took the substance

lifted pickup trucks are gender affirming care for men but nobody wants to have that conversation

got an espresso machine for christmas and i really feel like part of the 1% now. i’m ready to become a class traitor over my breville barista express

taylor swift could do lips of an angel but hinder could never do high infidelity

the people on lemon8 cannot be real

Y’all fuck with Bitter Sweet Symphony??

the way they obviously tried to make him ugly is so funny like hello 😭😭

writer in the dark playing at the cheesecake factory during dinner… i clocked that

heyyyyy