Jason Davis

Which soccer player plays most like he's working a pro wrestling match and why is it Nouhou

What I appreciate most about Paul Rothrock is that he has both the hair and the name to front a modern prog-rock band

Insane sequence in Seattle.

Oh shit it finally happened. The Soccer Singularity.

"Hey Jesús, where did you get your nickname?"

"Uh...marketing?"

It's like if Bill Miller was playing in St. Louis and Budweiser was like "You better start calling that guy 'Bud' and also you can't put his last name on his jersey."

Jesús "Tecatito" Corona is playing for Monterrey in the League Cup against the Red Bulls right now, which reminds me that he has one of my favorite nickname origin stories ever

Chivas goalkeeper following in Calvin's footsteps

Between the Euros and Leagues Cup I never want to see another penalty shootout ever again

A whole generation of white men see this and immediately scheme a podcast studio

I worked at a Red Robin from ages 19-22.

We called it the Dirty Bird for a reason.

Living the dream, Jason. Living the dream.

@dumbroommatesays

NoVa has some and someone is trying to bring them back.

My list of grievances against your roommate grows.

Also Cars 2 is absolute trash! That's the game right there!

I see the issue is the word "best" in the video title. Fair enough. An inaccurate word for what we did, since Jared mentioned several players we didn't include that could be on the list. My invite was to debate the order I chose "blind". I didn't know what names were coming.

It only takes, like, an iota of critical thinking to conclude how an amateur team might outdraw pro teams: when you only have 4-8 home games, it’s a whole lot easier to get more people to show up than 15! It’s the same fundamental reason why gridiron football is so popular. Scarcity of product!

Someone fed Ted after midnight

American soccer is *never* going to coalesce into a coherent pro/amateur structure and I don't think that's a controversial statement. The future is way better if you support the soccer you like and stop making it about whatever your soccer hobby horse is.

Yo. Cold blooded.

The American compulsion to take a USL2 club's success and turn it into an argument for why MLS is "holding the game back" is so devoid of critical thinking it makes me want to drink gasoline.

YouTube keeps feeding me content with titles like "Why This 4th Division Team Is MLS's Worst Nightmare" and brother, I respect the hustle and your editing is strong but GTFOH with that.

You were tempted to be tedious about a clearly unserious topic based on a non-exhaustive subjective list? However did you hold back

Ok Dan.

Only if you're launching a team in Decatur.

the left is completely silent on the subject of the Sounders scoring 7 in one half - which, generally speaking, they are v.interested in doing and will continue to be interested in regardless of whether progressives want to talk about it. so the stage has been left entirely clear for the far-right.

Feel like I need to apologize to @herculezg.bsky.social just in case he watches this. Lo siento, Herc.

YouTube video by The Best Soccer Show We Blind Ranked The Best American Soccer Players Never To Play In Europe

I tried to blind rank 9 American players who never played in Europe. THIS WAS HARD. Tell me where I got it wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c45...

I'm going to watch this on a loop today