Jerra

Grr!

Never tried that, but I am scared of swimming.

That's about it. I had covid and was allowed one day off. The following day, it was back to the grind making sure someone got their nose hair timmer in less than 24 hours.

a muscular man wearing headphones and a black tank top is standing in a gym ALT: a muscular man wearing headphones and a black tank top is standing in a gym

I need naked twister with a bodybuilder, or 10 million dollars.

It's really good! Definitely not for the faint of heart. Count Orlok is creepy as hell and a true villain.

Thank heavens the holidays are over. Still tons of packages on my route. People order A LOT! #AmazonPrime

So sorry. I hope he changes his mind.

Omg!

I usually never have clothes on when I'm in my apartment. I just walk around and do normal things naked, lol

I'm over this Jesus-obsessed world. It's totally drilled into our skulls to believe in this character from Eastern fairytales. I'm burnt out on it, and simply want it to go away. Unfortunately, we are still languishing in the Dark Ages of ignorance and fear.

Nosferatu looks good!

I'm afraid I don't care about the toothbrush or tissue paper! I'm too focused on the body!

I always refer to testicles as Meat Balls!

Living paycheck to paycheck SUCKS. Anyone who says, "Money can't buy happiness ", can take a shoe up their ass.

I'm getting ready to head out to work and conquer the day. #AmazonDelivery Much love to you all.

I want 100,000 dollars for Christmas.

Stormy Daniels and Fozzie!

Mateo! En, clien, klatu baea nonyu

I just pissed in a can. #Amazon

Welcome!!!

Shaq?

My daddy was born two years after

75 packages delivered. 200 more to go. Pray to Yoda, peeps!

Uh...

Thanks honey

Cool babes

Thanks Erin!

Joke time: A vampire with a used Tampon walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water, then says, It's Tea Time.

I need Beaker on SUV.

I love those movies!!!