ME: how’s it look
MARIO: *slides out from under sink* Not good
ME: what is it
MARIO: *wipes hands on rag* you have an enormous underground labyrinth in your pipes filled with turtles and mushrooms
ME: that sounds expensive
MARIO: also did you drop a princess down the drain?

YouTube video by TheBeachesVEVO The Beaches - Blame Brett

Is this song about you, @bretsaunders.bsky.social?
youtu.be/h2kUX_Fmj7k?...

I live in a crime ridden city

It’s strange to watch Americans memorialize soldiers who died for democracy whilst they giddily embrace fascism.

"A rapist and a murderer share a giggle."

What to Do if You're Stopped by Immigration Officers - NYCLU

Good Morning! So apparently they are now weaponizing law enforcement against our citizens, including elected officials. For New Yorkers. 👇

www.nyclu.org/resources/kn...

Americans still think bad things will never happen to them, so they don’t care.

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

Not in this lifetime, buddy

Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, Kristi Noem and a whole lot of ICE/DHS types is will discover a Strange New Respect for habeas corpus and the rule of law when the 2029 Truth and Reconciliation Commission arrests them for human trafficking, conspiracy, kidnapping, and child abuse.

This right here......

Zero! 😳

Even Putin would be embarrassed by this.

All happiness bechance to thee in Milan!

TGoV 1.1 #ShakespeareSunday #Milan

F you Dan Bishop
But since you're an idiot, let me provide you with the definition of Insurrection:
noun;
a violent uprising against an authority or government.

Thoughts and prayers to those who were injured yesterday 🖕🏽

Up is down

Saturday afternoon, doubtful this will be seen. But if it makes even one person feel peaceful for twelve seconds, that'll work.
"Seek and ye shall find" if so motivated. It's worth the search, if only for an Earthly Pleasure...
My lips are sealed. 🌿😎🌿
🌿🎶🌿🎶🌲🌊🌲🎶🪻🌿🪻🦋

A Ticking Clock on American Freedom It’s later than you think, but it’s not too late.

This is truly a nightmare we can’t allow to continue . www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

A gray blanket wrapped in plastic is sitting on a park bench. On the front of the package is a note that says, "These blankets are not lost! If you are col, without shelter, and looking or comfort, then they are for you! Please take one. Keep warm and know that you are important."

I love this ❤️

I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

My house is always like twenty minutes away from being really tidy. But I just don't have those last twenty minutes in me

May the fourth be with you, Illinois.

Carl Sagan reciting a poem on relativity:

"There was a young lady named Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She set off one day, in a relative way,
And returned the preceding night."

"Just leave it, bro, he ain't worth it"

"Hey assholes. You deported a 2 year old American citizen along with a 4 year old battling cancer. Fuck all of you. Don't expect to see me, later"