lushious massacr is kind of a modern divine

Not my group members crashing out over seminar participation that hardly affects the 5% participation grade we get for the entire semester. Like guys it’s not worth it

oh honey this data is based honey

My hot chocolate is too hot. My lobster, too buttery

so tired today I feel like I could fall over lmao

And still bag a promotion bc I outdo my coworkers in almost every single way

Grateful to have a job I can do homework at

unfortunately my brain is broken and has been playing the xg gala dance break on repeat all morning

Like diva you’re actually arguing with the wall. I’m not gonna respond saying “I said that, you should listen more and talk less”

sometimes people get into the comments and they’re MAD and ARGUING with something I literally never said and if they had any listening skills they’d know I agreed bc they probably started typing furiously before I explained anything

woohoo I made the resume and now have to lightly edit my generated cover letter in accordance with the assignment where we have to show proof that we used the AI. Live laugh love

did u drive into a lamppost

eeek 2 month med refilllllllll

Can’t wait to do the “make a resume and cover letter using only AI” assignment

having to switch back and forth between 3 different accounts just to complete this assignment is actually so rotten and nasty

Sorry I didn’t text you back I was playing kegel flappy bird with my pussy

ruh roh we’re getting midterm grades back today I may or may not vom

oh to live in a province where the leadership is like. what if we invoked a law that has hardly been used throughout this country’s history in order to eradicate trans people and make it illegal for teachers to not work

I love spending 30 minutes every evening cancelling dozens of orders for the same line of luggage that’s on a steep discount but isn’t in stock anywhere and the company refuses to take off the website

Grateful for the oilers game tonight and manifesting a steep drop off in traffic

well le sserafim just did their itzy

you’re laughing. sean stephens got kidnapped and wrote a song about it and you’re laughing

sometimes you have a kind of bad poop and then sweat profusely. Happens to the best of us right… right?

Lollll the way the mall closed at 6 and I’m not gonna be home until 8 because I’m doing a favour

yeah u bitch

I love my one friend who asks for rides home from the mall and never finishes work on time so I have to wait for like 30 minutes

Boobs almost autocorrected to bombs and considering my ethnic origin that’s absolutely not something I will be posting ever

I’ve been really into boobs lately

ok last week I kind of scraped everything together at the last minute but I think financial accounting will be my reckoning and I will fail

Something about a coworker asking for your hours more than once but any time you’ve needed them to cover they’ve said no bc vibes