priory Of the orange tree is for sure ranking higher but day of fallen night… chefs kiss le wokisme

crlebrating my 4 month unemployment streak by powering through a 1000 page tome of diabolical middle aged yuri. A decadence that unfortunately nobody else can relish in

You’re like if If a hot person was hot 🤷

Topical

Watched way too many Wendy Williams clips and had to pay the price

For one crazy second I thought Caroline polachek was getting married to markiplier

I don’t have social anxiety but I did feel compelled to hide from an ice cream truck today

for the past 2 decades I’ve been living under an impression that this was a delightful cult classic

hocus pocus is a phenomenally bad movie

My parents are obsessed with talking about Energies

Why does anyone even bother with the Taylor swift eldest daughter lyric when Hayley Williams has Kill Me

Cats 🤬shouldn’t 🤬like 🤬 to eat the classic Italian sponge COOKIE 🇮🇹🤬🤬known as ladyfingers!!!!

Love the sinner hate the sin but for my friends living downtown

Ithink All my good thrifting luck has been sapping off of my driving luck and now I have zero good karma on the road

I have never felt this more

vibes so off the charts u gotta break out the blistex, Metamucil, and request an audience with lowcosttherapy. com

Freak my derp headache life

i Think I need to get more bald

I love ❤️ my lobotomy

I know my real life vegetables and flowers are looking in my window mad as hellll at the hours I’m clocking in stardew valley

Gotta red rover those people

Born too late to ever have a serious chance with Sarah Paulson

Mini DND Campaign Party
#dndcharacter #dnd

Unfortunately I am driving around Smokey lake slow as fuck blasting Big Thief like it’s the song of the summer

i Love being surprised by an hours long sensory meltdown

upgraded from “get your licence“ reels to “get a job” reels

you might have a job and a wife but I caught CWD at the goodwill bins

4’9 tall girlie “hey mamas’d” me I love my stupid gay little life