lizzie lizardskelly

lizzie lizardskelly

@lizardskellie.bsky.social

journalist, writer, mom contributor for The Atlantic opinions are my own

175 Followers 47 Following 228 Posts Joined Mar 2026
5 hours ago
lego brian

and the oscar goes to lego brian

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society regressed to its current state when rts games stopped being the most popular genre

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are you fucking moron

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toilet guy and urinal woman walking patrick on a leash

can this be a solution

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a sick superpower to have is holding in a sneeze and blowing the back of your skull out like a claymore

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jesus has risen. i showed him my christ the redeemer shaped bong and he said hell yeah

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the moment the new guy gets in and cuts the rates

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our entire government is run by crypto bros addicted to polymarket and parley im gonna kms the pentagon

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they sold futures at $80 and shit is over $100 again and it comes due april first so who knows what the price will be up to by then lmao we are SO fucked

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did you see the thing where the us treasury is selling oil futures

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the only path to salvation is thru the sheep dunking machine

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put every american in the sheep dunking machine

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2 days ago

this the sum total of my politics at this moment

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3 days ago

not much has changed in my absence :3

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3 days ago
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READ THEORY

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3 days ago

oh my god sage shut up

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3 days ago

getting a shin splint because i refuse to stop wearing vans

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3 days ago
The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed

Have we considered widening?

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3 days ago

yes

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3 days ago

do u have any idea how excited i would be if i walked into an airbnb and saw this

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3 days ago

doing my part by pouring 15 gallons of crude in my asshole then marching across the arabian desert to jeddah

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3 days ago

give me a gyro immediately. do it. give it to me. give me the gyro (pronounced chi-ro)

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3 days ago

krystal i am so fucking sick of the scaremongering

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3 days ago

hey, so, this is wildly irresponsible "reporting" that seems to be for the express purpose of garnering fear clicks from trans women, and idk why nobody's calling this out. This Is Not Happening, Nor Will It Ever Happen. thread.

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what is this dogshit scaremongering lmao. its a citizen petition, its nothing. its like your local crank going to a city council meeting and ranting about water turning him gay and demanding something be done about it. jesus christ

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3 days ago

lmao

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3 days ago

what alcoholism does to a mfer

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4 days ago

heheehehe

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