None gender, left Mel

I'm love himb

They know enough to Google it themselves. Or you can explain it UNCLE JAMES

I'd rather them find out from me than someone who won't explain it right 😤

JOB!

My cat yawning like a shitty little lion.

Rawr

Sometimes information sharing and gathering scares people who don't understand it. The unfortunate reality is they are on a social platform and it's their choice to engage and learn or just move on

If I ever get a breast reduction I'm going to ask for them to tattoo my nipples back on, except it's going to be the Spirit Halloween logo, because there's a Spirit Halloween where my tits used to be

I'm alive 👋

CHEEEEEEEESE

If you haven't had the chance to listen to Starwhal yet, it's 20 episodes in and it's a beautiful AP about found family and a traveling apartment/spaceship starring @oneshotrpg.bsky.social @melerella.bsky.social @dreamstobecome.bsky.social and @worldstoforge.bsky.social with full sound design by me!

I need everyone to know that he used talk to text to compose this and did a voice that no one will hear

Soon, thankfully! I fly home tomorrow. Language really needs to evolve with people

I forgot how exhausting it is to hear she/her constantly.

There will always be a shorts guy. Around here it's usually accompanied with sandals. If we're lucky they have socks on.

New tattoo on my right shoulder of Butterfree the pokemon with sparkles and stars

New tattoo 😎

Good morning, please have some closeup pictures of shitbag knife hands (my cat)

I'm living my best life

An altered imagine if a bunch of cats so that their stripes and patterns spell out gay sex

what’s everyone up thinking about

Speak for yourself this ho needs pumkies

Hello. My name is Leona Maple. You did a bad diversity. Prepare to DEI.

Hello. My name is Leona Maple. You did a bad equity. Prepare to DEI.

Hello! My name is Leona Maple! You did a bad inclusion! Prepare to DEI!

HELLO!!! MY NAME IS LEONA MAPLE! YOU DID A BAD DIVERSITY! PREPARE TO DEI!!!!!!!

Article headline that reads "Ememem Playfully Revitalizes Cracked Pavement With Vibrantly Patterned Tiles"

I had to read this headline no less than 5 times to be certain Eminem the rapper wasn't doing fine arts on random street corners.

A skeleton "climbing" a wall but it looks way too sensual

The front of the same skeleton. There are anchor points where tiddies would be and it looks like weird nipples

I want this on my grave

Hello fellow Good Omens Fans! @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com has OrpiKnight fantastic Neil Gaiman Tumblr FAQ: Good Omens documents linked on a pinned post. They are a fantastic listing of all the questions he's answered about the books and show!

Help spread the word!

www.tumblr.com/neil-gaiman/...

Selfie of me with pink hair pulled up, wearing a shirt that says BE THEY DO CRIME

Be they
Do crime

Gotta find witch sky

Have the witches made it to this app?

I live in a city where space is already at a premium, and every time I see one of these vehicles, it drives me insane. What do they need that for?? Where do they park it????

Dumb of ass, soft of face

Omg crystal heaven look at all those 😍