CHILLUMINATI PODCAST

LOWKEY I should probably post more rough @chilluminatipod.fm sketches

REMINDER: GOOD CHAOS MAGIC IS DONE WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO FORGET. ANY REPEATED QUOTATIONS WERE FOR THEMATIC RESONANCE. WE, UH, SWEAR 👁️🌀❓

NOTICE FOR THE MARKETING DEPT: ASKING YOUR AUDIENCE TO FOCUS ON A SIGIL CAN SAVE YOUR IMPORTANT WORK. TAKE NOTE. 📓 🖋️ 🧙

NOTE: WORDS OF WELCOME FROM THE OTHER REALM ARE UP TO INTERPRETATION. GET IS INFINITY. STEVE IS A PLURALITY. 📕🔮🧍‍♂️

THEY ARE ARRIVING.

The Chilluminati podcast green-eyed variant of the Moffmin plush.

Both the Chilluminati original red-eyed Moffmin plush and variant green-eyed Moffmin plush.

A collection of various mothman plushies and memorabilia.

My son is finally home!! His family loves him!!

Thanks, @chilluminatipod.fm and @theyetee.com!!

REMINDER: THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT WAYS TO COMPLETE A SIGIL, THESE AGENTS ARE JUST OBSESSED WITH… BODILY FLUIDS. FORGET ABOUT THIS, JUST LIKE A SIGIL. 🌀🧠❓

WRINKLES THE CLOWN CANNOT GOOGLE YOU BACK UNLESS YOU GIVE HIM YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME. DO CALL THE CLOWN. DON’T BE LIKE US. ☎️🤡👴

YouTube video by Chilluminati Podcast Episode 306: Legend Tripping with Crendor

THE LIVE LEGEND TRIPPING EPISODE WITH @crendor.bsky.social IS NOW LIVE ON YOUTUBE. DO TRY THIS AT HOME BUT DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE WE ARE NOT LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE. 🥭☎🦔

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WARNING: REPEATED “NECKINGS” AT YOUR LOCAL “LOVERS LANE” MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. OUR LOCAL “HOOK HAND CORRESPONDENTS” EXPLAIN. 🚙
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BULLETIN: RUMORS OF “GORILLA PIZZA” AT HQ ARE CONFIRMED TO HAVE BEEN THE RESULT OF A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING OF THIS WEEK’S TOPIC. PLEASE COME BACK TO THE EMPLOYEE PIZZERIA. 🦍🍕❗

A poster for the CHILLUMINATI X COX 'N CRENDOR Live Show on November 1st in Lincoln Hall Chicago. Door 7pm/Show 8pm

AGENCY-WIDE ALERT: THE CHILLUMINATI IS RETURNING TO CHICAGO. ALSO, REPORTS OF THE CRYPTID "CRENDOR" BEING ON THE PREMESIS SEEM EXTREMELY LIKELY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. PAY WITH CARD. 🦧👽 🦋🦥

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INTERNAL MEMO: YARB DOCTORS CAN BE ANY GENDER, BUT INEXPLICABLY, MATHAS STILL MOSTLY REFERS TO HIMSELF AS A “RUBBING DOCTOR”. 🌿 🧑‍🌾 👽

NOTICE: IF HUMAN DEATH IS ONLY AN AFTERTHOUGHT WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, MAYBE FIND A NEW HOBBY. 🔪👎🏃👍

Bad novels based on beloved games? Sounds like a good time to us.

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The faces of 3 men who know they're about to watch some Neil Breen.

New Rotten Popcorn watching the Neil Breen origin, Double Down, is LIVE on Patreon right now!

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graphic that says no ice in california itch charity bundle

The No ICE in California Game Jam Charity Bundle is now open for submissions on @itch.io

All games are welcome! The jam closes June 23 & the charity bundle supporting will go live in July!

Submit your games here: itch.io/jam/no-ice-i...

Website Update:

The Random Episode Picker will now pop up the episode on the site and play it.

The Archive Search function now works properly. The site is fully functional!

chilluminatipod.fm for everything you need about us!

NOTICE: TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY THE LIMITED EDITION BIGFOOT TEE BY @melectro.bsky.social IS AVAILABLE ON theyetee.com/chilluminati. GRAB YOUR OWN BIGFOOT NOW! 🦧🛒

30% OFF AN ITEM OF LEGACY MERCH WITH PURCHASE OF EITHER NEW TEE ALSO ENDS AFTER TOMORROW! 🏃🏃💨

We have a website. Our handle here is now our website.

chilluminatipod.fm

NOTICE: OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE CONCLUDED THAT WELL-WRITTEN HUMOR, PROPERLY DEPLOYED, CAN BRING LEVITY TO EVEN THE MOST GRIM RESEARCH SUBJECTS. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO. 🏥 🥑 👡

The Chilluminati year of 3 is still going strong. We love numerology - which is real!

ELIGIBLE SINGLE AGENTS: DON’T BE STUPID, BE QUIET. EAT DESSERT FIRST, AND YOUR NEXT PARTNER WILL MEET YOU AT THE TABLE AT MIDNIGHT. DON’T DIE. 🍨🍴🥩👻

NOTICE: DO NOT LET YOUR EYES DECEIVE YOU. NEW STANDARD ISSUE CHILLUMINATI CASUAL TEE AVAILABLE IN THE TEAM STORE @theyetee.com. 👁💚👕

GET YOURS NOW AT www.theyetee.com/chilluminati. NOW WITH 30% OFF LEGACY ITEMS WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF A NEW TEE!

AGENTS ARE REPORTING SOME SORT OF “DISCOUNT” IN THEIR “CARTS”. WE’RE CURRENTLY ON THE SCENE INVESTIGATING. BUY OUR NEW SHIRTS PLEASE. 🛒🦧🏷

ATTENTION: PLEASE BUY A NEW BIGFOOT SHIRT BEFORE THEY ARE MYSTERIOUSLY GONE ON JUNE 8TH. THIS IS A SUGGESTION NOT AN ORDER. BUT PLEASE MAKE AN ORDER. YOU GET WHAT WE MEAN. 🦧👕💰

The new Podcast art by Studio Melectro. Mathas (smokin), Alex (readin) and Jesse (shinin) are looking at a tree carved with occult symbols. Many interesting items are hanging from the trees and a creature is watching...

EMPLOYEE NOTICE: DO NOT BE ALARMED BY NEW PODCAST ART FROM @melectro.bsky.social. IF THE SYMBOLS HAVE SPECIAL SIGNIFICANCE TO YOU, CONTACT US PSYCHICALLY VIA OUR 24-HOUR MAGICK SUPPORT LINE. 🪄🧿🌲

NOTICE: DO NOT LET YOUR EYES DECEIVE YOU. NEW STANDARD ISSUE CHILLUMINATI CASUAL TEE AVAILABLE IN THE TEAM STORE @theyetee.com. 👁💚👕

GET YOURS NOW AT www.theyetee.com/chilluminati. NOW WITH 30% OFF LEGACY ITEMS WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF A NEW TEE!

This rules! Thanks for the shoutout, agent.

Skip as an alien wearing / promoting chilluminati podcast. For those interested, they did a 3 part episode on Heavens Gate, which was a fun listen! Another recent one that comes to mind was their episode on the Coral Castle (Sorry! Forgot to tag them, had to repost~)

Kinda random, but here is my podcast recommendation for those interested 🛸👽

Chilluminati is pretty cool! Intended for mature audiences, they cover cryptids, murder stories, ghost stories, aliens, and other interesting stuff!

@chilluminatipod.bsky.social

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