“He will bring you a sound mind” GIRL JESUS JUST ROASTED YOU #rhoslc

Ladies, please please PLEASE watch this episode of #rhoslc and take note if your relationship with your man is being reflected on the screen. Girl if it is, RUN FOR THE HILLS

GIRL THAT MAN IS A DEMON DO NOT LET HIM GASLIGHT YOU ANYMORE! (Despite knowing he was with her this weekend at BravoCon 😭😭😭)
How’s your fast going FOR ME?! - narcissistic demons #rhoslc

I also do feel the need to acknowledge as much as I love these women and what they do for us every fucking week, that these things must truly be so upsetting to live through and experience. It’s great television but these feelings are real and I hope all these women are okay

I don’t care how esteemed a producer you are, you simply could not cook up Angie K throwing black cards everywhere with complete and utter sincerity.

Which mental illness is it that you want to relax on a Sunday evening to start the week in a centered place and you turn on the psychic garden party of #rhoslc ?

Whitney and Bronwyn being so honest about exploring opening up their relationships is A: bringing visibility to something MANY married couples go through and B: would’ve been like a 2 season arc on RHOBH.They just lay it all out there and move right along. I can’t say enough how much I love #rhoslc

Lisa doesn’t know:
1: what a swan is
2: who the Tin Man was from Wizard of Oz
3: who the soup/suit man is
EVERY person on this cast is casted perfectly. Don’t change a THING except for Britani a snowflake. She’s more than earned it. Is she annoying? Yes but it’s great tv which is her job #rhoslc

The unicorn was a horrible gift from a horrible “boyfriend” but I do think it’s cruel to throw it overboard.
Britani really needs to figure all that mess out with that demon of a man but it was still sentimental gift to her and I’d definitely cry. #rhoslc

Babyyyyyy watching the opening scene of #bravowifeswap was like watching Jesse and Michelle season 1 of The Valley.
That woman HATES her husband.

BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH BEFORE REJOINING DINNER #rhoslc

Poor Angie! Woman will never be stepping foot on a yacht again 😭😭😭
That being said my GOD the absurdity of that actually gnarly looking hurt finger while in a blowup seahorse costume.
THIS IS ART #rhoslc

God bless you #rhoslc. These women woke up, hungover AF and said “where’s my god damn sword I’m going RIGHT BACK INTO BATTLE”
Any other franchise would make half a season out of ONE of these episodes and they simply don’t stop.
That’s that Mormon work ethic

Listen. Do I believe Lisa digs up all this shit? Yes. Does she REFUSE to take accountability for ANYTHING? Well yes. But do I think anything needs to be changed with this cast? Yes but only that Britani needs to be promoted from friend of. The entire #rhoslc cast is necessary and great tv

kim kardashian is smiling while standing in a forest ALT: kim kardashian is smiling while standing in a forest

That one crew member watching the ladies just go the fuck off #rhoslc

a white swan is swimming in a lake with trees in the background . ALT: a white swan is swimming in a lake with trees in the background .

Look at this pretty duck #rhoslc

GET THAT POOR WOMAN A DRAMAMINE! Seasickness is so miserable 😭 #rhoslc

“I have another serving of wine!” In the middle of absolute chaos.
Fuck The Avengers, this team so strong that EVERYONE in front of that camera is clocking IN #rhoslc

The editors choosing to allow the sounds of the fight in the background is ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. God dammit #rhoslc just the best

“You look like you’ve been in a wind tunnel” THESE WOMEN DO NOT MISS!!
#rhoslc

YOU LOWER THAT MICROPHONE FOR ARIANA #VMAs

You just know Ariana is warming up for her Oscar win speech (manifesting this for her, under the full moon) #vmas

PLEASE Ari needs to be lifted out of those gigantic seats and then stand in her tiptoes to get into the microphone?! MTV DO BETTER FOR OUR ARI #vmas

It’s like Alexander Skarsgard from Hemlock Grove and I love it

Steven Tyler has forever been my idea of THE rockstar. I stand by that then and by that now. #vmas

Listen I know nothing about Yung Blood but it’s been too long since we had hot men in the industry doing this exact form of drag so I’m glad he’s doing…whatever it he does #vmas

YOURE NOT IMPORTANT FOR FANS TO CARE ABOUT!!!
Kristen you are GOLD #TheValley

Matt Rogers making me cry. I had nothing to do with the success of this night and yet it feels like we ALL somehow did contribute. Their success makes me proud? Idk I’m verklempt
Publicists - we can start the FYC campaign for next year’s Emmy’s already because these boys can win! #cultureawards2025

Law Roach giving Lisa Rinna an award is gay shit at its highest levels #cultureawards2025

The award for Allison Janey was actually so sincere and she appreciated it for that sincerity 🥹🥹🥹 #cultureawards2025