CapnMarrrrk

Trump wants to be "The Peace President" to skate into Heaven.

What he's gonna get is Honorary Heaven where every day he is awarded an honor but is never satisfied. He is never happy

The floating heads of Fred and Mary Anne look down with scorn and derision.

The emptiness remains unfilled.

There

What we are seeing is the expansion of the infrastructure that has been built for decades to do exactly what we are seeing. Build a fascist police state that sees capitalism as religion and humans as a tool for those in power to achieve their own depraved goals and nothing more.

No one is safe

Oddly enough just last week before QT opened his trap several guys in my D&D group were talking about having met Lillard and how awesome and kind he is. Just came up in convo.

But what's it taste li...
SPONCH!

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

The problem is, the beetles only work on the bits left on the bone at the end. I think first you have to have piranhas strip most of the flesh then go to The beetles for the remainder. I'm ok with that.

Or hmu I have a link and a suggestion

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I wasn't too happy doing the strike thru for the bit.

"P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ Bugs was the only guy who could show up at your party, in frills, and steal your girlfriend. Then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in your girlfriends clothes.”

Man in a black and red tuxedo shirt wearing a brown leather mask with horns and protruding tongue. It's a Krampus mask. He is holding a whip in one hand and a baby doll in the other. He is also wearing a basket over his shoulder. The basket is filled with baby dolls.

That should be the reason Carol seeks to save Humanity, not Individualism.

Haven't watched the EP yet. But have wondered: the biological impatus of the virus is to spread. So that's what it's doing, that's its focus. It has no reason to have a culture. So once the inevitable array is built and the message spread what happens to the others? Just die off?

a cartoon of a man doing pull ups with the words you do you behind him ALT: a cartoon of a man doing pull ups with the words you do you behind him

Commander Jack Ransom disagrees

So my platonic queer life partner sublimates her murderous impulses a couple times a year by smashing a cake in my face.

Yesterday was one of those days.

How it will actually go down

Shit @roxiqt.com you broke containment. I just saw a screenshot skeet on FB. Kind of dated though as you did not get a domesticated raccoon unless there is something you aren't telling us about @crocketthoughton.com

Great. Now I want alien jerky.

Only once and I was working it, AND it was a family friendly show.

Pour one out for the Spankers

And every admin who loses the paperwork

"Feel like", because essentially I still am.

Huh. I don't feel that great, or wise, or smarmy. I still feel like the underachieving directionless slacker I was when I left college.

Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup Is a Dinner Winner It's the best thing you can make in you Instant Pot.

Currently sick with the crud. I made this Instant Pot Chicken Noodle Soup. I also added a 1/2 teaspoon of coriander and extra garlic. Yum Yummy!

over the garden wall fan art poster, a sketchy illustration of wirt and greg - they were their red pointy hat and their teapot hat. greg is holding his frog. the background is deep orange with pale swirls. curved text reads “by the milk light of moon”

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a deep red line drawing of kim (winona ryder in edward scissorhands) a woman with long hair and short curls framing her face, there are white tears, snow flakes and swirls around her face and white text on her jaw that reads "hold me" the background is a pale grey with more snowflakes dotted around

i will cry about this movie, every time. i always wanted the cookie cutter machine ❄️

Thank you!