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I'm flying on Black Friday. Thought about and bought flight insurance.

The sad reality is that often for long time married couples when one partner dies the other isn't too far behind.

We know Dolly believes in Heaven and if there is one without a doubt she's going and will be reunited with Carl.

So if you keep that in mind, that's not a bad thing.

Gird your loins.

Have a good one!

20 minutes of focused practice, they say is a lot better than an hour of shitty practice

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Yay! Beginners mind/hand. My eternal state

Picked up the guitar after a year and a half. Yeah the world sucks and is on fire but I have to recallus my fingertips, stretch my aged fingers and forearm tendons and learn the frets again.

Dolly Barkton, the main reason for stopping is sleeping and not bugging me now

Playing for an audience of one

Ann Summers inventor of the Rabbit vibrator.

Yes that was the key. "Ann Summers Jessica ______" baffling

I'm doing a bit...you think I'm actually going to do research which would have unlocked EVERYTHING?

No. I am not.

Oooh she's Australian!

Yes... bizarre is well, kind of my brand, but just on the other side of the weird line.

At first I didn't unstand, then I worked it out. I really understood the second half, wheelie, bin men, all that. The Jessica Rabbit part threw me, but I got it.

My translation and the part about speaking English was the joke about the differences between the two.

Was having a laugh.

Living large Kadrey.
Living.
Large.

Congratulations 🎉 looking forward to reading it.

These are words and concepts right? I understood gay neighbor.

Ohhhhhh! You pitched the vibrator in the gay neighbor's trashcan so you don't blush when you see the garbage men.

Got it. Glad we all speak English here.

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Basically a printer is an electronic goose.

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So that's what's been rattling around my head. "Nazi" bad, heckle good.

You should just quit. Fuck this noise. And if you can't quit because you're not good enough to be a firefighter, fuck up your own shit. Spike your own tires. Call out with the bad back you have. Lose the paperwork, run a little slower, trip into the other guy. Oh no! He got away...

One guy on a scooter.

How about the food? You eating well or is it just junk and coffee. I'll bet you got the shits. You probably got a shit now. Just holding it in but nowhere to go because the people you're quite protecting unquote hate you too.

Must suck having to shit and nowhere to go.

Get into local wrestling.

I mean you probably already are a rent a cop because cop pay sucks and you don't want to be home because your family hates you.

Have you made Dad proud?

Have you lived up to the old man's standards?

Grampa proud or is he ashamed it takes 10 of you to chase

All those crops not getting picked, cows not being milked, homes not repaired because you're dragging off the help Steve. Make some cash under the table.

You still want to be a cop? Concert security. Bouncer. Be useful stopping underage kids from drinking. Rushing the stage.
Wanna be a tough guy?

The one that hates you.

Are you staying hydrated? You got a pee? I'll be you do and there's no place to go because they won't let you.

Sore feet, bad back, gotta pee, family hates you. Useless fucking job. You're really winning there.

Be useful. Quit, take a job being useful.

And under appreciated because that's illegal. But you're cops and everyone hates you so you have to numb the pain of being you.

Numb the pain for your aching muscles, and sore feet and aching back.

Oh man, and those masks rubbing your face raw. Afraid of being doxxed because you have a family,

after work and drink yourself stupid because you all hate yourselves. You take it out on us because you know deep in your heart you're not the hero. Nobody fucking likes you so you have to buddy up with other assholes. And drink. You wouldn't possibly do cocaine or speed because you're overworked

woman out of car. Is that the best use of your time?

Sure you want a job, feed your family. But I'm pretty sure they hate you too.

And your friends. Yeah you don't have any friends anymore. Not your old ones. You only have coworkers. Other friendless cops. So all you do is hang out in cop bars

Hey Steve, if you want to do something good, something patriotic, make the world a better place, you should be a fighter fighter. Everyone loves firefighters.

You don't see us calling them Nazis.

Ooooh, an EMT! Save a life instead of ruining one.

I mean look at you! Takes like 6 guys to drag

Blow your back and knees out wresting someone to the ground? Who's gonna pay your medical bills?

At the end of the day and you smell like shit and you're hurting because you been on your feet all day.

Brushing your teeth, not looking yourself in the eye because you know you're a shit bag.

I'll bet your feet are really hurting now. Think about your feet. Oh man, standing on them all day with all that gear. If not not now definitely at the end of the day.

How about your back? Gear must be really heavy. I'll bet it sucks.

You think the government is gonna take care of you when you