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CapnMarrrrk

@capnmarrrrk.bsky.social

Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him

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Last week I met my new partner's son and his boyfriend. Me and the BF (Ash, 24, named after Bruce Campbell's character), were geeking out over Defunctland and this video.

05.03.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a big account but I'm hella impressed

05.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently,from what I understand, you're incredibly competent. CONGRATULATIONS!

04.03.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pack of Albanese gummy bears

Pack of Albanese gummy bears

Albanese are fantastic

04.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweeeeeet

04.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Batman Theme
YouTube video by Release - Topic Batman Theme

Are you familiar with the Sun Ra version of the theme?

youtu.be/W_4UwJtinbY?...

03.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing employers won't switch back to WFH due to higher gas prices.

I'm gonna "Motherfuckers" in advance.

03.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I met a guy the other day whose middle name is Ash. His parents named him after Ash Williams.

03.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

03.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6690    πŸ” 2115    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 562

Giant crusty rash has Trump on it.

02.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on Shingles!

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is Steno-type?

02.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Everything Is Awful

open.spotify.com/track/3rNYkR...

02.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. Gas is up Β’11 a gallon. Wonder what's going on in the world.

02.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is 5318008?

02.03.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May John Fetterman be shown the mercy those girls were shown.

Rot in shit, you horrible fuck.

01.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of Little My, a small girl in a red dress, sliding down a hill. She is drawn by Tove Jansson from the Moomin series. The text reads: "WHEN you're angry, then you're angry," thought Little My, peeling her potato with her teeth. "Sometimes you have to be angry. Every little creature has the right to get angry."

Drawing of Little My, a small girl in a red dress, sliding down a hill. She is drawn by Tove Jansson from the Moomin series. The text reads: "WHEN you're angry, then you're angry," thought Little My, peeling her potato with her teeth. "Sometimes you have to be angry. Every little creature has the right to get angry."

you have a right to be angry

28.06.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2291    πŸ” 796    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 22
Garfield. You are not immune to propaganda.

Garfield. You are not immune to propaganda.

01.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spill the wine is one of my karaoke favorites

01.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: WILDCARD BITCHES! YEEERHAAWWWW!

01.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

28.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2647    πŸ” 1271    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 68
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Happy Jumping GIF ALT: Happy Jumping GIF
01.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wellllll...

28.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Peaky Blinders 

no posting that you can go to jail over

no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

Peaky Blinders no posting that you can go to jail over no fucking posting that you can go to jail over

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

08.01.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3689    πŸ” 1552    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 72

That's why I'm openly hoping for medical conditions on these folk instead of directly action.

28.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday πŸ’œ

28.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background  with yellow radiating lines

A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines

22.06.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1122    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Overheard #truth

28.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Hegseth's heart explodes from his wargasm.

28.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I implored the corkscrew to be straight with Congress

28.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0