Patrice Labubu 🏎️

This was never a trend, it was just him lol

A whiteboard leaned against a shelf with many trinkets. On the whiteboard, it says “When you look at a blank page, think of who you love”

In his acceptance speech for award for best screenplay, Ryan Coogler said “when you look at a blank page, think of who you love” and I dunno, that really moved me so I wrote it down and sat it on my desk to look at while I work

High gotdamn quality

No I mean what are they doing to the coconut water in that bottling process that makes it taste so different

So where the hell they getting the kind that tastes like spit from?!

I been laughing at this for a few days now 🤣

I’m a magical MF. Thursday night I was watching YouTube videos of some golf clubs I want. Before I went to bed I thought, it’d be nice if I got a tax refund big enough to cover the cost of these irons. My tax guy got me enough to where I can get the clubs and still save over half of my refund.

Fore Letter Word Golf is a four letter word; so is f*ck!

Soooo I started a substack. It’s free. Id describe it as a personal blog through the lens of golf substack.com/@foreletterw...

Listen! This Epstein stuff is letting us know that no hat is tin foily enough! These motherfuckers are all in cahoots! There is nothing off the table at this point! I STILL say they stole 2016 and 2024. Mail in ballots couldnt be fucked with which is why 2020 went the way it was supposed to.

I be cold all the time now that I’m skinnier

Been on it a year. It’s been like 95% positive experience. Down 50 pounds. Welcome 🤗

Bad Bunny > Bad Bondi

I’d really be curious what the success rate of Aquarius-Aquarius relationships look like. My wife and I are both Aquarius and we both feel like we’re with the first person who truly gets how weird we each are.

a man holding a banana says " pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good " ALT: a man holding a banana says " pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good "

That’s good!

Saw this last night and Durand so real for this

Aw damn.

Aye man I don’t know what the hell Bad Bunny was singing about but my wife’s culo was shaking so he’s good in my hood!

My wife told me to get ribs from the bbq spot as soon as they open. Of course I dragged my feet. I’m number 49 and they on number 30😭

Wife got me the cutest juicer for my bday

Trump has no authority to nationalize elections, lawyers say Legal experts told Newsweek Donald Trump's call to nationalize elections was against the U.S. Constitution.

How many things has he done that lawyers have said he can’t do?

He does the thing, they finger wag, go to a judge, and then months later is told he can’t do the thing he already did while lives are already turned upside down, rights already violated, etc

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

I don’t even remember how long ago I told her the story about the summer with no stove or hot water. I was stealing charcoal from niggas patios and microwaving water in an ice cream bucket. It was so traumatizing but I made the story funny as I’m wont to do😅. Anyway I’m excited to grill again!

Thank God for therapy. One of the craziest things I’ve had to learn in this new marriage and my relationships in general is that it’s okay for people to love me like I love them. People WANT to love me and I should let them. I’m still tripping on this grill. My wife pulled a me on me!

Man my wife surprised me with a grill for my bday! I’m literally speechless. I been just saying “wow” for the past 30 mins. Here’s a screenshot from threads cuz it won’t fit on bsky

Just realized the other black data scientist on my team doesn’t use the black emojis in Teams. I’m looking at him differently now.

My wife likes the AC on 67°. I be in a hoodie everyday living in Siberia

Respectfully bad bunny I will not be fighting with love.

I get anxious buying myself expensive things but I don’t be thinking twice about buying them for my wife. I can buy 3 sets of them golf clubs for the cost of one of her Chanel bags. Well maybe anxious isn’t the word but real “Do I really need this?!” energy

YouTube video by Avoda Golf January 6, 2026

Chat, I got my eyes on some new Avoda irons and wedges. It’s prolly gonna run me bout $3500-4500. I’m completely changing everything. I’m going one length bulge face irons and wedges. So basically all 7irons. BUT I’m only gonna buy them if I lower my handicap by 5 strokes youtube.com/shorts/0hR_f...

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.