Patrice Labubu 🏎️

Suepac lost to Kendrick and the Blue Jays lost to the Dodgers. Canada can’t win

Proud of all the Angelenos who are like “we needed that” about the Dodgers championship, as if it were rain

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

Say Drake... 😂

the blue jays' only mistake was in the end its most costly

Wow. Thank you Dodgers. I really needed some good news this week!

Man, Will Smith just slapped the shit out of...

Sorry. Sorry. Trying to delete it.

Aight Yoshi, go get the MVP!

I’m still alive!!! 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

Dodgers are down 1 in the bottom of the 8th. There’s still time for me to die 😭

Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.

The issue isn’t just remodeling the Lincoln bathroom, it’s doing it in all marble, during a shutdown, and posting about it. It’s not about throwing a Halloween party, it’s deciding the theme is Great Gatsby while millions are scared they’re going to starve. Character is the issue

Okay Kirkland Signature Cillian 🤣

Shohei these singles not gonna get it done, bro. I’m bout to change jerseys and hopefully we can get some runs in the damn board!!!

Tyler Glasnow look like Temu Cillian Murphy

And before y’all master mixologists say something, I don’t know shit bout no alcohol but I like experimenting with making cocktails for my woman. Sometimes I pick random ingredients and try to figure out how to save a cocktail that doesn’t taste good.

I was smoking weed and got the bright idea to pick a lime off the tree in the backyard. Which led to me making a cocktail. I was just fucking around but it came out pretty good.
2oz Uncle Nearest
2oz cointreu
1 lime worth of lime juice
Simple syrup to taste

I made mine too sweet.

I’m about to be so cross faded by the time my lady gets home from work. I made me a cocktail and I been smoking weed every half inning. Dodgers game got me stressed!!!

Three panel graphic featuring President Obama at a rally with Mikie Sherrill. First panel: "When asked to give the Trump administration a grade, Mikie Sherrill’s opponent said they deserved an A." Second panel: "I know there's been grade inflation, but really? An A?" Third panel: "These are the same folks who put secret war plans in a group chat."

New Jersey deserves better. New Jersey deserves Mikie Sherrill.

I am so fucking stressed right now. Why do I love sports?!?

WELCOME TO DERRY 🎈

Duke wins in the final minutes, UGA wins in the final minutes. Now I just need my Dodgers to win tonight 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

That kneel down by Stockton cost somebody some major bread.

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Oh Duke 😈 .

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“I bet you bitches go 50/50 now” in response to snap and EBT getting cut is not a “gotcha”. You’ve openly admitted that it takes societal collapse for you to even imagine a woman accepting your meager contributions. You a rodent nigga. Vermin.

#DUKE BEATS CLEMSON AT DEATH VALLEY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980!!

LMFAOOOO alright now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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