🐸🍄🐢 Ima Jerk 🐝🦋🐞

Well then I guess I stand corrected.

And the magas get to “own the libs” so it’s all good. 🙄

Putin has the Epstein files.

He conveniently left that part out of the promises he made to Murkowski.

Maybe he'll call them on himself. Fucking dumbass.

They'll just end up giving him one - like they gave him that stupid parade, and everything else he whines about.

That plus his "meeting" on Friday will make sure of it.

Oh, nope. Nevermind. Not allowed to talk about that either!

The straws ran out a long-ass time ago. Straws at this point are stolen like everything else.

Unless they have lots of money.

And I’m usually one of those people. If even I notice something’s up, something is wrong.

I like how they (as usual) point to the Dems, as if they’re doing them a favor.

It’s probably buried where the rose garden used to be.

I have to take the next day off after a concert, and I don’t even drink anymore 😄

Thank you! 🫶

It will need to be demolished and rebuilt when this is over….if we're still here.

Exactly. If what he says is true, then what’s the fucking hold-up?

And they fucking let his name on the fucking ballot so he could fucking come back.

I can’t help but think that this country deserves whatever is coming to us for being so fucking stupid.

And this is the SECOND TIME he’s been in office. That’s my favorite part!!! 🤬🤬🤬

What a sweet foster mom - poor little kitten. I hope they can be BFFs from now on. 🥰

Yikes! 😳 Be safe everyone! 🙏

The same place where these scumbag motherfuckers are taking SELFIES 😡😡😡

Or 2016-2020.

He'll do anything to keep those fucking files from being released.

Maybe “male loneliness” is because women are tired of having to take over the role of the guys’ mothers.

Just like his boss.

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Finally an excuse to use an ice pick 🤭