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@calamiri.bsky.social

Professional Twink / Chicago 🏳️‍🌈 https://www.instagram.com/calamirii?igsh=dm1ha2loYzR6ZHk3&utm_source=qr

1,096 Followers  |  381 Following  |  62 Posts  |  Joined: 09.12.2023  |  1.8586

Latest posts by calamiri.bsky.social on Bluesky

Need someone to worry about me the way Oprah worried about Gayle dying in space.

14.04.2025 23:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Guess I gotta accept the pain.. Need a cigarette to make me feel better

18.04.2025 11:33 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

When I join a mutual aid group and the only thing I can offer is queening out

01.05.2025 12:05 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes a menu item is so Allison Roman coded

27.03.2025 03:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nancy Pelosi STUNS in new budget deal

14.03.2025 19:11 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Starry Night:

03.03.2025 22:13 — 👍 144    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 1

Need smartbar season pass

04.03.2025 02:35 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

god spoke to humanity through grimes in 2010-2015 and then was never heard from again

27.02.2025 14:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥺🤲🏻

27.02.2025 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate tall guys bc their chest is in my face. Whatever you say tits McGee 🫡

15.02.2025 07:24 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
08.02.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hate when a hot guy is STRAIGHT!!!!

08.02.2025 17:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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my nosferatu review

10.01.2025 13:10 — 👍 333    🔁 45    💬 21    📌 8

bye bitch

09.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 454    🔁 53    💬 9    📌 1

Do you ever get offended by the type of men that hit on you???

08.01.2025 04:35 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

They should make a terminal for people who travel more than 1x per year outside of the holidays and also haven’t had a traumatic brain injury in the past 72 hours

21.12.2024 21:44 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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do u think they had an intimacy coordinator

21.12.2024 15:11 — 👍 666    🔁 64    💬 12    📌 4

i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this

15.12.2024 04:14 — 👍 67    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

Wearing tortured poets dept. merch is TOO LOUD

13.12.2024 04:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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awooga! hummina hummina hummina bazoing
*eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, then turn to the audience and proclaim in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a man!”*

09.12.2024 23:21 — 👍 64    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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If he’s a serial killer then what’s the worst that could happen to a girl who’s already hurt?

09.12.2024 19:57 — 👍 63    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

🥺🤲🏻

07.12.2024 01:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it’s not clear yet, the hot guy is not the gunman. The actual shooter did not appear to have a beautiful olive skin tone and strong fertile eyebrows when he was ordering his latte at Starbucks. NYPD intel sucks. If they had just one non-closeted thirsty gay guy on the squad they would know this.

05.12.2024 19:12 — 👍 53    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

05.12.2024 13:12 — 👍 71349    🔁 11267    💬 1925    📌 646

Do this to me next

04.12.2024 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s so jarring to see a straight man’s Spotify wrapped

04.12.2024 14:42 — 👍 45    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

Come to whistler

01.12.2024 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not you tho

01.12.2024 04:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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