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FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V6
"Santazilla"
I'm "holidaying-up" some of my napkin silliness.
05.12.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V3
"Elf on a Stair"
#chicktracts
FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V2
"Quiet Piggy."
FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts
#chicktracts
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I celebrate my belly vengeance with needlepoint.
Final one.
29.11.2025 00:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We really did it up.
#tedtalk
From all of us!
#thanksgiving
My fifth favorite #Thanksgiving napkin.
27.11.2025 03:37 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
My second favorite #thanksgiving napkin.
26.11.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
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From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving #turkey #family
This remains one of my favorite napkins.
#Thanksgiving #snoopy #turkey #peanuts
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Almost at my first goal. Itโs been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on โpeephole sandwichesโ would be the answer.
19.11.2025 19:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Hard to tell how Iโm doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.
Trying to figure out my "cheat meal."
08.11.2025 18:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.
Can't share what you don't have
03.11.2025 04:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The day after...
01.11.2025 20:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Happy Saint Halloweens!
31.10.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Be careful out there tomorrow!
30.10.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
From the Matta Napkin Vault
29.10.2025 15:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I love a homemade costume.
29.10.2025 02:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Mmmm... plus it's only 100 calories!
28.10.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Nothing with fabric feels comfortable. Otherwise, Iโm absolutely thriving.
Starting to think Merrick Garlandโs โmeasured approachโ was just him making sure Trump wouldnโt fuck with him. He knew what was coming.
24.10.2025 14:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Stable Genius
22.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Clinton? Okay... release the tapes/evidence and ARREST EVERYONE by noon.
21.10.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
