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@thaxter.bsky.social

NaN = Not A Number Weird America & UFOs. Crossing timelines without a visa. OC cat photos always get a like.

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Latest posts by thaxter.bsky.social on Bluesky

Subtle details in costuming. Lincoln Lawyer, S4E7.

White supremacist prisoners' tattoos: Deus Vult, Jerusalem cross.

Just like Pete Hegseth. Lmao, even.

08.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mash the fuck out for my folks who took that exit too soon

08.02.2026 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KKK outside, they not rocking white
Nah, they dipped in blue
Any sudden move, put you down on sight
Even if you got finger tips in the fucking sky
Then the fucking news make seem as if you deserved to die

Not recent lyrics, Spillage Village "Voodoo" but it sure hasn't aged.

08.02.2026 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I rarely brag about musicians/bands I have seen live but Wesley Willis is one I wear proudly.

#PortlandMaine early 90s, at The Tree, Danforth Street.

07.02.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm how was it intended

07.02.2026 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's probably only one that matters

07.02.2026 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We are down to grading who are the most likely rapists. Ok, eat the fish from the head.

Top pols were lawyering up a year ago.

07.02.2026 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grok is this true

07.02.2026 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't pick Panopticon as my dystopia.

But I think the guards might be stupid....

07.02.2026 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A funny part of the twitter food freakout is how many white people now regard fish sauce and gochujang as perfectly ordinary things to have at home.

America may go to hell but it will be an interesting place for food for a hundred years.

07.02.2026 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet! I don't happen to know it but I can imagine why it was in Lewiston and not Portland.

06.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has absolutely done lots of events in smaller, whiter, more rural areas with large turnout. And yes so many old, white, and women there that local MAGA types tried to play that against him.

06.02.2026 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a dream of a black triangle UFO flying over my head, maybe 250ft. I was in some glass encased walkway so I got a good look. Could not detect sound. Red and green lights on the corners and in-between. #ufosky

06.02.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once had a (private, friends) dinner in a Harlem brownstone. I was the only white person. I was surprised that 2 of the older black women not only had deep Harlem ties but were also from Lewiston.

#blackhistorymonth

I think about this often in the current anti-Somali ... whatever.

05.02.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless your drip catches the right eye. A menswear afficianado.

But isn't this how all clothing works? A combo of group ID and personal choices (and obscure technical details)

05.02.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone ever got a landline wrong number answering machine message from the Salem witch community or know what I mean please reach out.

Especially you Ian.

Tbh I might miss a message so it might take a while.

05.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is Mr Cool Ice doing these days?

I do have a fascination with 2000s meme persons eg Boxxy but I also just want to let them live.

05.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's terminal cringe at best.

Did he actually say "cool ice"?

05.02.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Mine were not. Or just not cleaned.

I once told Michelle that her name and phone (landline era!) were on the wall with "for a good time call". Not that it matters, but she was not a good time call girl. If I said anything slightly racy she would cover her face with her turtleneck.

Also #FuckICE

05.02.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Estonia takes its digital resilience seriously, although this has previously been due to fears of Russia rather than worries about America."

There's the payload. Great framing between the headline and final sentence.

05.02.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very weird.

My kid used the single occupancy gender neutral trans-safe bathroom in school and I never once demanded to inspect it.

05.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seriously when I used the bathroom at CBGBs it was like, oh, it's my high school. Except with TP

05.02.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So dopey. When I went to PHS you could see blood, shit, and semen on the bathrooms walls, empty six packs in the trash, graffiti like NYC subways.

Now a political statement on a whiteboard is a scandal. Robinson is soft as baby shit.

05.02.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot emphasize enough that while there are dark motives in redaction choices, it is being fuzzed with bureaucratic reliance on shitty AI.

A huge goal in consulting/outsourcing is outsourcing blame.

05.02.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like what the fuck is happening. BJG is being a bit racist and food disordered and claiming executive dysfunction while thousands say "ethnic" food isn't hard or expensive (obv) to make.

05.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The food discourse surrounding Briahna Joy Gray on the Bad Place is crazy. Esp from her side. Almost feels like old Twitter.

Started when she agreed w a guy saying sesame noodles cost $50 to make at home.

The insane part: in reference to Epstein's high fiber muffins for cleaning out rectums.

05.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not generally a fan of competitive spicy food but honestly over the last decades we have otherwise seen a genuine general decline in spice levels available in America mdnI am not for that.

I keep bird peppers in my freezer bc there are few places that actually stock the hot stuff.

04.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok wordle why did you waste me a turn by accepting "felch"

03.02.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its almost /s like saying women must smile in his presence.

Not everyone can contain the stink face.

03.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You do though. There's a price to pay for saying it out loud.

Any "ally" doesn't ask for quid pro quo.

03.02.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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