Itโs like poison
13.02.2026 19:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@bethh.bsky.social
[confused hissing]
Itโs like poison
13.02.2026 19:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What kind of liquor is Doritos liquor? The base of distilled pilsner malt is infused with a heap of Doritos chips. Then it's vacuum distilled, which helps preserve the delicate flavors during the process. The finished spirit clocks in at 42% ABV and it's crystal clear since it spends no time in aging barrels.
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13.02.2026 14:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs not identified as vodka per se, but maybe. Not smooth at all
13.02.2026 13:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think if you added a packet of ranch seasoning to a bottle of your preferred vodka, the outcome would be better than this
13.02.2026 04:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Blood Mary sort of situation
13.02.2026 03:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0False advertising
13.02.2026 03:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Doritos good
13.02.2026 03:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐
13.02.2026 03:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I think people underestimate medieval peasants. They had to deal with a lot.
13.02.2026 03:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Definitely the latter
13.02.2026 03:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0They are supposed to be incorporated already!
13.02.2026 03:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I consider this a compliment of the highest order ๐
13.02.2026 03:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Someone whispering the words โnacho cheeseโ from the next room as you drink everclear
13.02.2026 03:17 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I can tolerate the burning. I am more disappointed in the faintness of the nacho cheese flavor.
13.02.2026 03:11 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I know youโre a man of your word
13.02.2026 03:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The โgluttons for punishmentโ segment of the market
13.02.2026 03:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Tastes like burning
13.02.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 94 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0Oh, wow! Lol
11.02.2026 11:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A ragdoll cat with its leg straight up in the air
The old razzle dazzle
11.02.2026 01:36 โ ๐ 617 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 2Tastes pretty good
03.02.2026 21:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Greg from succession saying to Tom: What am I gonna do with a soul anyways?
03.02.2026 20:37 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ธ
03.02.2026 20:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Coke zero with new black label and cap
They make goth coke now
03.02.2026 20:13 โ ๐ 104 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 0๐ฏ
01.01.2026 15:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฎ
01.01.2026 15:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A package of vegetarian meatballs called cheatballs
Babe, whatโs wrong? Youโve barely touched your cheatballs.
01.01.2026 14:50 โ ๐ 103 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 4The mortician could do the funniest thing
30.12.2025 13:38 โ ๐ 172 ๐ 31 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A view of the horse race from the stairmaster at the gym
Iโm at the gym
Iโm at the horse race
Iโm at the combination gym and horse race
*nods head knowingly*
27.12.2025 17:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Will brainstorm other ways to drink Doritos for you
27.12.2025 16:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0