Beth

You have my vote

I wish that were the only issue

YES

I wish we could block people on Teams

Amazing

Sneaky Magpies Outwit Scientists by Removing Tracking Devices The trackers were supposed to track movement behaviors but instead uncovered an unusual problem-solving behavior

Magpies are known sneaks

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/s...

you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this

I would also like to know!

They think you’re cute and fun!

Rooks striking similar poses

Rooks striking similar poses

Rooks striking similar poses

They were otherwise quite synchronized

🖤

A wiki excerpt for a rook that states: Award received: Bird of the Year (1986)

Also, you are looking at Bird of the Year (1986)✨

2 rooks sitting on a metal pole

I’m trying to befriend the corvids

being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???

Face down
Ass up
That’s the way I like my ducks

2 ducks in a pond with their tails and feet in the air and their heads underwater

Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆

getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel

🏆

Insulting to rats

Stealing that!

I saw a rat on my way to the gym this morning and blurted out, “Ohh! Look! A rat!” in delight 🐀

*crawling through your doggie door* are you mad at me?

A bag of gummy meerkats

Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈

feelin like this rn

How your email finds me

A ragdoll cat caught mid-yawn so it appears to be screaming its head off

Primal scream 🙀

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

What the actual fuck

Yes, this is the main reason

Instagram post “enter for a chanc to win a bip experience sea.Hear.Now, with the XYXAL Owl

Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails