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It’s like poison

13.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
What kind of liquor is Doritos liquor? The base of distilled pilsner malt is infused with a heap of Doritos chips. Then it's vacuum distilled, which helps preserve the delicate flavors during the process. The finished spirit clocks in at 42% ABV and it's crystal clear since it spends no time in aging barrels.

What kind of liquor is Doritos liquor? The base of distilled pilsner malt is infused with a heap of Doritos chips. Then it's vacuum distilled, which helps preserve the delicate flavors during the process. The finished spirit clocks in at 42% ABV and it's crystal clear since it spends no time in aging barrels.

🤷🏻‍♀️

13.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s not identified as vodka per se, but maybe. Not smooth at all

13.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think if you added a packet of ranch seasoning to a bottle of your preferred vodka, the outcome would be better than this

13.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blood Mary sort of situation

13.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

False advertising

13.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doritos good

13.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😊

13.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think people underestimate medieval peasants. They had to deal with a lot.

13.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely the latter

13.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They are supposed to be incorporated already!

13.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I consider this a compliment of the highest order 🙏

13.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone whispering the words “nacho cheese” from the next room as you drink everclear

13.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I can tolerate the burning. I am more disappointed in the faintness of the nacho cheese flavor.

13.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know you’re a man of your word

13.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The “gluttons for punishment” segment of the market

13.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tastes like burning

13.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 94    🔁 3    💬 13    📌 0

Oh, wow! Lol

11.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A ragdoll cat with its leg straight up in the air

A ragdoll cat with its leg straight up in the air

The old razzle dazzle

11.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 617    🔁 72    💬 10    📌 2

Tastes pretty good

03.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Greg from succession saying to Tom: What am I gonna do with a soul anyways?

Greg from succession saying to Tom: What am I gonna do with a soul anyways?

03.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💸

03.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Coke zero with new black label and cap

Coke zero with new black label and cap

They make goth coke now

03.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 104    🔁 12    💬 10    📌 0

💯

01.01.2026 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😮

01.01.2026 15:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A package of vegetarian meatballs called cheatballs

A package of vegetarian meatballs called cheatballs

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your cheatballs.

01.01.2026 14:50 — 👍 103    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 4

The mortician could do the funniest thing

30.12.2025 13:38 — 👍 172    🔁 31    💬 0    📌 0
A view of the horse race from the stairmaster at the gym

A view of the horse race from the stairmaster at the gym

I’m at the gym
I’m at the horse race
I’m at the combination gym and horse race

28.12.2025 14:53 — 👍 39    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

*nods head knowingly*

27.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will brainstorm other ways to drink Doritos for you

27.12.2025 16:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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