Beth

*crawling through your doggie door* are you mad at me?

A bag of gummy meerkats

Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈

feelin like this rn

How your email finds me

A ragdoll cat caught mid-yawn so it appears to be screaming its head off

Primal scream 🙀

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads: Scientists Growing Neanderthal 'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

What the actual fuck

Yes, this is the main reason

Instagram post “enter for a chanc to win a bip experience sea.Hear.Now, with the XYXAL Owl

Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails

That would not be my choice

I’m just very confused

I should have! But I just left as quickly as I could

I’m convinced they are a serial killer

It happened to me: I went into a bathroom with 13 empty stalls*, and someone went into the stall next to me.

*literally all of the other stalls were empty

Phew! 🙏

I’m sorry

Did the other one add feta cheese?

Please report back!

Does she also have a brain worm?

A white cat vomiting

Broccoli and feta: good
Brownies: good
Broccoli and feta brownies:

Broccoli and Feta Brownies Ingredients: 1 cup cooked and finely chopped broccoli 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt

I open Facebook.
I see this.
I close Facebook.

Trickle Down to Hell, bitch

Mexico

Oh Lord

Can I direct y’all’s attention to the “disembodied hands and loaf of bread” altar decoration that is inexplicably making my internal organs itchy?

Wake up babe, there's a new book of Genesis

Su-su-sudiOH SHIT

Phil Collins baby jesus a boxer briefs guy, confirmed

Where is that drum break coming from?

I’m so scared