The Mayonnaise Girls. Nothing could be less spicy than their mayonnaise asses.
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Tommy Matolla has always been a trash bag and was emotionally abusive toward Mariah Carrey during their marriage (and she is significantly younger than him). Not shocked.
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I bought a copy of Vanity Fair the day it came out. I hadn't bought a magazine in well over a decade.
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Yes, please keep eating the carnivore diet because it's so good for you. Please do not see your doctor to check your vitals and vitamin levels.
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I see you Grand Rapids, MI! β₯οΈ
30.01.2026 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Did they ever think they might...deserve it?
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They wonder why we look down upon them and say they're in a cult. This is exactly what I expect from them.
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I don't know who to credit for this sign, but it is incredible. Reposted from @godless_mom on IG.
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You're absolutely right. This isn't just a "swinging one way and then the other way" type of situation that we're in, because it's not normal to swing into fascism.
16.06.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What we learned yesterday.
The Times They Are a-Changin'
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I genuinely think he's physically ill. And I hope no one does anything about it.
16.06.2025 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Pooping in his diaper.
15.06.2025 01:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
LMAOOOO
www.instagram.com/reel/DK2nMmJ...
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Gonna do the snobby thing and let scruff know it's "you're"
12.06.2025 13:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hope Jason Voorhees finds the rest of his goalie gear
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