there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
Pope Francis has asked to be buried wearing his Michigan football helmet.
Hear me out: Shaq for Speaker.
I want to talk about a Passover tradition that will forever remain in my memory as a guiding principle in my Jewish identity. Passover is a holiday about Exodus, an event described in the old testament where Moses led us out of slavery and then through the desert for 40 years. 🧵1/11
i tried it out for a year or so in high school and almost never made it thru all six hours with my vision
couldn’t be me💀
i love doing this
congrats fam👏🏽
What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
FACE DOWN
ASS UP
THAT'S THE WAY YOU SLIDE A COP
new cat tower just dropped 🤩
Reskeet if you like hot dog sandwiches or think America sucks
thank you Marty🙌🏽
it’s true! only the best people, thank you
