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Just a dog dad trying to live a better life. More of a socialist than a democrat, but will take what I can get. Everyone deserves to have a good life. Ally to LGBTQ+, BIPOC, sex workers any marginalized community Please no DMs

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I don't think this has been reposted enough. Everyone needs to see it.

28.06.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He did suggest we could make millions with this on T-shirts and mugs, but his best thought was russian nesting dolls with this face. I'm still trying to figure out if he knows MAGA is a Russian puppet org.

26.06.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of me mostly MAGA friends that I shared this with laughed. Made me feel like there's hope. He hadn't seen it since FOX doesn't show it.

26.06.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm on a few of these and have had to pay out of pocket and I've never had the prices be that high. I'm assuming there's some cherry picked pricing here. Yes, we pay too much for medication, but this doesn't seem accurate.

04.04.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I the only one who thinks the #50501 protests should be done as a toga party?

I mean, who doesn't love a toga party, and thinking about Caesar's death, it just seems to work.

04.04.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure they will blame this on Gretchen Whitmer

29.03.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค”

27.03.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The obsession with lower taxes is to feed their greed. They don't care about the country or making anything better. They live in a bubble that isolates them from reality.

11.03.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It seems he inherited his father's command of the English language.

05.03.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely this!!!

24.02.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

22.02.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79473    ๐Ÿ” 17233    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1289    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1014
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You wonโ€™t eradicate us with your hate and executive orders. #stoptheoligarchy

21.01.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6621    ๐Ÿ” 1237    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

18.02.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67606    ๐Ÿ” 17503    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1865    ๐Ÿ“Œ 748

Add Meeeeee!!!

12.02.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I seem to have been blockenheimered today. Yay!

09.02.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately it is, and some wonder why they get targeted

17.01.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Please let us make it longer and with a better ending.

But I will take 52 days if the snapback is severe enough to make them all go away.

17.01.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Have a blessed day ๐Ÿ™ โœจ๏ธ

05.01.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Nice uplifting message. More empathy and understanding. While I always hope for everyone to live with love and harmony, disagreements will happen. With more empathy, you disagreement is less likely to turn into hate.

05.01.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Elon doesnโ€™t like this photo, so donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‰ repost this photo.

Resisters, ๐Ÿ˜‰
you know what to do.. ๐Ÿ˜

28.12.2024 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3287    ๐Ÿ” 2759    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 305    ๐Ÿ“Œ 159

Someone needs to make a "Let's Go Darwin" t-shirt.

29.12.2024 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just think it has some thoughts worth discussing. I agree, many of these people are so conditioned that nothing will change what they think, but does that make everyone in these areas a lost cause? I guess I'm still hopeful that we can save some. Maybe I'm a little delusional in thinking that.

29.12.2024 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are a lot of really worthwhile thoughts in this thread and the comments. Definitely worth the read.

27.12.2024 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He sure is!!

And Iโ€™ll NEVER believe he didnโ€™t manipulate the votes in the 7 swing states. NEVER

24.12.2024 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Yes, that one seems obvious

26.12.2024 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously, what is with the name0name17 accounts? Could you not be anymore0obvious17?

26.12.2024 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are many people in our country who will pay for this with their lives, and not by fighting, but by being marginalized because their way of life is not acceptable to a minority that have taken control.

23.12.2024 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, I can say this about most everything he says.

23.12.2024 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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