Code Ninja

Spiner*

They should've got someone more suited to the genre. Brent Spinner maybe.

Watching a film called K-PAX about some bloke claiming to be from a planet of that name.

The trouble is, every time anyone in the film says it, I keep hearing Kippax, which is near Leeds. 😬

It's taking the shine off it, if I'm honest.

🎶Old MacDonald had a toothbrush...🎶

For better or worse it's one of the games that made me want to make games (that, and Feud). I'm not generally a fan of platformers but, like Pitfall 2, I loved the non-linear gameplay - the polar opposite of Manic Miner.

In the 80s it was as close to an openworld game as we could ever hope to get.

Are we not fans of Jet Set Willy?

Only Fools and Horses is on.

But it's the awkward baby-selling episode. 😬

So we're the Boris Johnson nightly COVID stats. And even that managed to be more interesting.

0% is fair.

The original WotW was great. The Tom Cruise one was good, too.

This is just an hour and a half of a bloke sitting at a computer. A complete bastardisation of the film's title. HG Wells must be spinning in his grave.

Don't watch it just to see if I'm right because "it can't be THAT bad".

It IS that bad; like a dog turd that dangles helplessly from said dog's bum hole, swinging to and fro on a length of human hair it ate off the carpet yesterday. You don't want to see that, and you don't want to see this either.

Is War of the Worlds really one of the worst films ever? The new version of War of the Worlds has received a 0% critic score on review site Rotten Tomatoes.

I turned the new War of the Worlds off after less than half an hour. I've seen some garbage in my time but this takes the cake.

Easily the worst film in movie history. Boring, pointless and a waste of everyone's time.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just googling, apparently they started making them in the 20s and there was a surge of popularity around George Best's career.

🎶Old MacDonald had a toothbrush...🎶

An old Tipkick player! Haven't seen those in decades. 👍

I lost a couple of matchbox cars under the floorboards of our house during renovations in 1982, when I was 7.

I always said that one day, I'd take the boards up and get them back.

They're still there, 43 years later. I never got around to retrieving them. 😞

That's an interesting use for it. 👀

Has one around 1998. 100MB, parallel connection, slower than Joey Essex. 🫤I don't recall actually using it routinely for... well... anything.

Look it's grown two new ones already!

Kopparberg alcohol free pear cider is my current favourite thing. 👌

Rustic property
Original features
Roof garden

I saw an angel with enormous glowing testicles. 👀

DAY 1478 #MyChallenge to the Govt @DCMS @Lisanandy @TNLUK

AND STILL THEY DO NOTHING🤨

How can a country ignore an entire disability & world event. The 2 longest multi sporting event in the world & #GB athletes are failed because National Governing Bodies receive no funding to support us

#DeafSport

Careful. Knowing you, you'll get moonburn. 😁

I do love my cats... I just wish they didn't puke furballs everywhere this time of year. 🫤

Chucked out a mountain of various cables a few weeks ago because they've been sat unused in a drawer for years.

Butter my bollocks and call me a biscuit if I didn't bloody well need one of them a couple of days ago. 🤬

😞💔

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Apparently somebody pulled from water and had CPR but didn't make it. 😞

Doesn't look good since both have now returned to their respective bases. 🙏

Looks like something's kicked off in Skegvegas. Air ambulance and coastguard both dealing with an incident. 😞

More importantly though, check the continuity cockups with the odometer when the terrorists are chasing Marty round the car park. It changes by thousands of miles in scenes just seconds apart. 🧐