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I'm the troublestarter...

I bloody hate restaurants when you're downwind of some idiot "liberal" parents letting their feral kids run about all over the place annoying everybody else.

Round the little sods up and get to wetherspoons where you belong. 🤬

Signed that.

Did my first test last year and it's a simple process. Dipping a stick in poo might not be the most pleasant thing to have to do but I'd imagine finding out too late that you've got bowel cancer would be significantly worse.

Anyone, any age can get it. Screening is a no-brainer.

"Fun-size". 🤔

WTF even does that mean?

Fun-size Mars Bars.

Small. You mean SMALL Mars Bars.

I'm absolutely sure that's the way John Davidson was spelling it in his head before he said it.

Baftas 2026: BBC apologises for not editing out racial slur shouted by guest with Tourette's Actors Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage at the time during the award ceremony in London.

Jamie Foxx mouthing off all over Instagram that use of the N word is "unacceptable" is the epitome of hypocrisy.

He wasn't so offended when he was duetting with Kanye West on Gold-digger, which uses the exact same fucking word! 🤬

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Well at least the A-Team van was bought and paid for. 😁

Cars of the Stars Motor Museum - Wikipedia

Cars of the Stars, in Keswick. And yep, closed now. 🙄

I went a few times BITD. It was brilliant!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cars_of...

There was a car museum up in the lake District somewhere, and they had a genuine Bat mobile among others. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, A-Team van, KITT, BTTF DeLorean, Delboy van, all sorts!

I'm 99% it's closed down now and most of the exhibits ended up in America. 🙁

YouTube video by Urban Shakedown Urban Shakedown feat. Micky Finn - "Some Justice' (1991)

Anyone remember Urban Shakedown "Some Justice"?

Written in OctaMed, two Amigas synced together with 4 channels each, it made the UK top 40 IIRC.

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I think that and Omeprazole are basically the same thing. The 17yo has to take it, too.

I'm the only normal one around here. 🤷😁

If I had £5m I reckon I'd give £10k to everyone I consider a true, unconditional friend.

I'm not sure what I'd do with the remaining £4.98m. 🤔

"offers over" 😲

Were they ever? 🤔

Who here remembers Challenge of the Gobots?

It was basically Transformers for poor people. You've got Leader 1 where Optimus Prime would be, and Renegades/CyKill instead of the Decepticons/Megatron.

It was a bit shit, as I remember. I think Tony Crowther made a game of it? 🤔

Fun sized mars bars.

Why are they more fun than normal sized mars bars? 🤔

Looks like a 1960s Adam West one? 👌

a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .

This fecking wagon. Can't seem to stay on the bastard. 😐

a soccer game is being played between esp and england ALT: a soccer game is being played between esp and england

People who only talk to you when they want sommat... 🤬

Rustled up a slightly customised chicken goulash for dinner. Fresh chicken, potatoes, carrots, onion, garlic, caraway seeds, chorizo, chopped tomatoes, mushrooms with a side of wild rice.

Only trouble is I've slightly overestimated the quantity and I've got enough left over for at least tomorrow. 🤷

Last year I bought over 300 various bulbs; russian snowdrops, tulips, crocususususes and the like.

But they won't flower this year because I forgot to plant them. 🙃

I shall make a mental note. 😬

Her indoors suffers with hiatus hernia, among other things. We get through boxes of omeprazole and bottles of gaviscon advance like they're going out of fashion.

You'd think they just adopt the old system, which worked perfectly well.

Also, side note, I still don't have any reports for most of October, and nothing for November. 🤷

Literally just received December 2025's report five minutes ago. Minimal sales - they were low before but they've managed to be worse.

I dunno what's going on. Can they really be this far behind in processing statements/payments? Is this the new normal? 🤨

💯this.

Places like Stackoverflow are the worst. You'll get someone asking a perfectly legitimate question and there's always some smart-arse going "this has been answered a gazillion times before - Google it".

Well I DID Google it, fucktard. That's how I ended up here. 🤬

What's that all about?

4-man bobsleigh is on. #TeamGB are in it. Yet the BBC opts to NOT show it, instead, focusing on two blokes sitting in a cupboard talking about how they get to high-five snowboarders when they're not commentating on it. #Olympics

BBC coverage has been absolute bollocks. Again. 👎

Spelt it wrong but you get the idea.