Ghost Ninja 🌎

No workie?

Friday. Bit of a mare of a day again. People I try to help continue to take the piss.

Sick of it.

a soccer game is being played between esp and england ALT: a soccer game is being played between esp and england

TV: "Hey guys! It's me, Molly Mae!"

Me:

I think I need a hearing check. The wife sent me out for a leg of lamb.

Anyway... I'm having a lovely time at Legoland. 🤷

Should be good. Chris's book Lets Go Dizzy was a good read. 👍

It's gonna be the new Tron one, isn't it?

a cartoon character is holding a bucket of popcorn and a donut . ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bucket of popcorn and a donut .

Just had homeade tomato chutney, smoked mature cheddar and ham on granary bread.

Nom.

I remember the "who's watching this in <current year>?" phase when everybody thought they were being funny. 🫤

I went to a posh party last night and after punching 27 people I was wrestled to the floor and arrested.

That's the last time I go to one of these "blacked eye" events.

#LunchPun

Very confused about Battlefield 6. People reckon the single player campaign is back (missing in 2042), but the spiel on PS Store says "online play required".

I don't do online gaming. But I need PSPlus just to play single player? Is that what it's saying? 🧐

Just had a look, they're "PlayVital" brand and there are a few different options.

You can get stick caps that are bigger and slightly squishy that reckon to relieve pressure/pain.

Can't remember what they're called but I've seen them around on Amazon.

Your house looked stupid with a penis extension anyway. 😁

I thought it said it was for DMs or something?

Wait a minute. Why would Microsoft want an adviser who famously didn't even know how to use a fecking debit card?! 🤔

Wouldn't*

FFS! Curse you Jack Daniels. CURSE YOU!

I would hire that knobhead to clean the bogs in my greasy spoon cafe.

Don't drop your guard just because the end is in sight. 🙏

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Nope. I used to live in Barnsley up til 2009 but been near Boston ever since. It's nice here, but not exactly the land of opportunity! 🤣

Done 👍

For over 4 YEARS I have campaigned to our Government to END the DISCRIMINATION of #deaf #athletes. On Tuesday 14th October 2025 I will sit before the Culture, Media & Sport Select Committee alongside my life long friend & now team mate Henry & #UKDeafSport to share my story & my hope for the future

Current situation: #cats

I don't remember any of that... which is probably just as well. 😬

It's a bad night to be Welsh.

I am not Welsh.

a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .

Ok so buying two litres of Jack Daniels and three litres of Malibu may not have been a good idea...

Sat ages waiting for England v Wales to start, listening to Roy Keane and Ian Wright talk shit for 45 minutes and who have we got now? Sam ruddy Matterface. 🤬🤬🤬

It's right there on the table, you massive ninny!

BEHOLD! 😍