Allison Robicelli

Allison Robicelli

@allisonrobicelli.bsky.social

Freelance food, travel and humor writer for @washingtonpost and other fun places. Eye of the tiger, mouth of a Teamster. Never serious, unless it's about Baywatch.

1,140 Followers 254 Following 239 Posts Joined Jul 2023
7 months ago

This is the first time i have ever been sexually attracted to a man in a golf shirt.

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7 months ago

You were in my neighborhood! Hope you found all the cool weird hidden shit.

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7 months ago
The Smoke Bank in Baltimore- a vape store in a Greek revival form bank buildinf with a sign imitating the Porn Hub logo.

This is the apothesis of American architecture and design. Zero notes. #Baltimore

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8 months ago

I am so proud of YOU!!!

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10 months ago
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Its been two days since the Turnstile pit and I can barely move but hot damn was it worth it.

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10 months ago
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a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling with the words `` sa da tay '' above him . Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is smiling with the words `` sa da tay '' above him .

Pootie Tang!

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10 months ago

One of the sexy elite lifeguards is the guy who played the first Peter Blake on Days of Our Lives, before he and his sister Kristen found out their biological father was Stefano DiMera. Another one is Jason Momoa.

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10 months ago

This takes place AFTER Mitch Buchanan spent two years moonlighting as a private eye who solved mysteries and also once traveled to hell to fight Satan. Like I said, the perfect show.

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10 months ago

Not spoiling how we got here but the jist is Mitch is putting together an elite Top Gun-like thing, but for lifeguards. The best (and sexiest) ones from around the world, each with a very particular set of lifeguarding skills!

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10 months ago

David Hasselhoff has been playing Mitch Buchanan for ten seasons and he's still not good at it. This is a perfect show.

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10 months ago

Excited to announce I've finally started Baywatch: Hawaii and as expected it is thusfar IMPECIBLE. (I am 15 minutes in)

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10 months ago

We can have a burn it down party?

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10 months ago
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It has been three days since my idiot 44 year old ass went in the Poison the Well pit and everything hurts. Still, I regret nothing.

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10 months ago

Im not on social media much anymore but I love stopping by for a little mindless nostalgic fluff now and again. Now back to facing the terrors!

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10 months ago
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Just found a review of the first concert I ever went to and can't believe it was only ten bucks. Told my parents I was going to a birthday sleepover for a friend whose family swapped Brooklyn for Jersey after 8th grade. Didn't tell them about the concert, or that her birthday was in May.

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10 months ago
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English Peas Recipe - Paula Deen Add this classic side dish to the dinner table tonight. These sweet peas topped with melted butter will make a veggie-lover out of the most reluctant eater. Serve with your favorite meal.A classic dis...

Por vous:

www.pauladeen.com/recipe/engli...

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10 months ago
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Another band "the youths" are REALLY into! But unlike with Deftones, the last time i saw them (with my teenage boys and their friends-- Weezer's their favorite band?), only about 50% of the crowd was under 21.

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10 months ago

Hear it's the same with Limp Bizkit which definitely makes sense for this timeline.

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10 months ago
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Saw Deftones a few weeks ago and was the oldest person in the pit by a wiiiiiiiiiide margin. Like time travelling back to 1998. My 17 year old dresses exactly like me. Have no idea what the fuck is happening.

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11 months ago
A woman speaks to former Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake. A crowd of people A woman dressed in white walks past a line of police officers.

Devin Allen said that Gray’s death and the Uprising that followed instilled in the people around him an increased resolution to change the world around them for the better. baltimorebeat.com/photostory-i...

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11 months ago

❤️

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1 year ago
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I love this fucking city. #Baltimore

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1 year ago

Baltimore Beat is the newsroom of the future (and also this very moment)

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1 year ago

Guys, if you love anything in the world, love it NOW. Go out and enjoy every fucking second of all of this while we still have it. Fight like hell to keep it as long as we can. Show up. Do the thing. Don't let yourself forget what we have to live for.

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1 year ago

Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.

We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.

Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.

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1 year ago

I feel like I've said this to myself every week for a nearly decade and Democrats have let me down 472 times in a row. But maybe this time it'll be different!

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1 year ago

Worried about our nation’s descent into fascism? This one pot cacio e pepe will make you feel like you’re in 1920s Italy.

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1 year ago

It's becoming a volunteer one. There's no longer any money in journalism. We defunded a critical public utility because it wasn't profitable, created a massive vacuum, and now here we are. Even if we strike out on our own, there's no way to survive unless you have someone covering our bills.

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1 year ago

Yes I see the typo in the first post but after almost two decades of this nonsense NO ONE HAS GIVEN US AN EDIT BUTTON and these bros seriousy believe they can compete with China

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