Qrik

a digital drawing of a yellow rats face, his nose close up to the screen. text: SNIFF CHECK

STOP! THIS IS AN OFFICAL SNIFF CHECK!

Malcolm X: very wise-wise and smart-clever!

Man-thing Ghandi's protests worked-worked because the man-things in charge of kingdom of India saw-saw the protesters as people!

Man-things in charge now-now do not! Qrik doesn't think-believe same-same tactics will work-work in kingdom of Us!

Yes-yes best-best army!

Qrik just realized: if this-this what convicted felon Trump basing "Portland insurrection" on: no wonder Trump thinks-feels gas prices down-down in kingdom of Us... (picture really from 1990s)

#theillustratedrat 2021

Also: invented Columbian Ground Roast Coffee!

The Columbian Ground Squirrel is easily distinguished from other Montana ground squirrels by its larger size and distinctive coloration. An average adult weighs more than a pound. Its head and body measure 10 to 12 inches in length. The tail is 3 to 5 inches long and tends to be bushy, particularly when the squirrel is excited. Reddish-brown fur is found on the nose, forelegs, and hindquarters. The back and upper limbs are mottled gray and brown (Montana Department of Agriculture 1985).

#RodentOfTheDay Columbian Ground Squirrel (Urocitellus columbianus)

"Its head and body measure 10 to 12 inches in length. The tail is 3 to 5 inches long and tends to be bushy, particularly when the squirrel is excited."

Photos and info from: fieldguide.mt.gov/speciesDetai...

hnnn!!

a little brown rat in a pumpkin bucket, sniffing through the bars of her cage. a white person’s hand in front, giving her the middle finger.

this is a naughty and bad rat who refused to go to bed even though her humans were so so tired.

Its like spelling rule say-say:

I before a except after k
Or when followed by "oo"
Such as Britain loses
(Unless Labor did it in which case: no rules)

Qrik best-greatest pocket monster-thing trainer of All Time yes-yes!

Drawing of a rat standing in front of a whiteboard. He's pointing to the board with a stick and pointing his finger up with the other hand. He has his mouth open, talking. On the whiteboard is written "HEALTHY RAT DIET" with a pie chart of 60% treats and 40% other treats.

Professor Squeako is here to let you know that a healthy rat diet is composed of 60% treats and 40% of other treats! Don't ask him where he got his degree, just trust him!

6- Ratio!

#rattober #rattober2025

Sell-sell soup for clams!
Turn clams into more-more soup!
Profit!

Big-big lie here-here from the man-thing with perfect-perfect record of rocket launches! Qrik predicting AI game studio will be more big-big bomb!

*puts on a Dan Aykroyd movie*

*no not that one*

*no not that one either*

Qrik sell-sell paper that speaks-squeaks about owning shiny rock yes-yes!

Good-good news accursed man-thing! When warpstone bubble bursts-bursts: everyone in area dies-dies! Financial problems-issues: still solved-solved!

True-true! Be glad-happy Qrik is only vassal of Clan Skryre and not member!

Skaven more good-better because: rat!

hnn!

Qrik's man-thing disguise: opposite problem-issue!

Smilodoff!

This-this why skaven invest in warpstone futures! Good-good for surviving man-thing financial disasters! Buy-purchase now-now accursed no-furs!

Its dinnertime on the big airplane
I hate to be picking a nit
But your tv commercial said you serve gourmet food
And you brought me a plate full of shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen!

Qrik on board with last-last lyric!

I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...

Nutmeg! Yes-yes!

Yes-yes please-please!