I know this won't work for most, but I'm an asshole and it works for me.

When I hear some conservative go off I know I am in company that won't expect me to change my language for their comfort! That's when I like to use my favorite swear.

"Jesus Christ with his cock in a donkey."

Stuff I like

Whiskey
Beer
Disc Golf
Video games
Summoning Elder Gods
Reading
Sacrificing jerks to Elder Gods
Brewing
Marijuana
Magic Mushrooms
Overthrowing Fascists
Dadding
Board games
Laughing cuz all the targets at the sporting goods store are orange
Memes
The Bills
Movies
Oh yeah, I'm Mike.