JRisJunior

Nonononononono

Chaos. Fucking. Chaos.

There's a lot of abstract talk about nazis right now and I just want to bring it back to concrete reality for a second:

Those motherfuckers tried to murder MY GRANDPARENTS.

JD Vance when people makes jokes about Charlie Kirk: "call their employer."

JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."

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I can’t wait to catch up with my friend and nerdfighteria’s resident mathematician @danielbiss.bsky.social!

We’ll talk tuberculosis, his run for Congress, and maybe how his run for Congress could help us fight tuberculosis. Join us on 9/4 at 12pm CT.

This is my hole! It was made for me! manga meme but with Wile E. Coyote. Credit to @king_of_limb.

It was my absolute pleasure! Thank *you* so much for being awesome and crushing the run! 😁

Starting TONIGHT, we are introducing Quest for Quet, a mutual aid speedrunning marathon benefitting @traineranade.bsky.social so that they can afford to train and raise their new service animal, Quetzalcoatl!

Come join at Anade’s channel and help support and donate if you can!

Schedule in replies!

2025 in a nutshell…

This is a rather amusing prize presentation segment. Too bad color television doesn't exist to really show them off. #agdq2025 #literallylmao

#agdq2025 adef's expression of hope and then utter despair during this Fallout New Vegas dating game when he gets the answer wrong is all of us when a run goes off the rails.

Check out the hotfix booth at AGDQ this week! #agdq2025 #GDQHotfix

RUN

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Wait what

Now I need a show with Gronkowski and Pat Warburton.

Picard perspective tip: Neither the sun, the moon, the stars, nor any asteroids revolve around you. You are a dust mote with ideas.

"The new arrangement represents one more step toward cooperation between political and economic development." -- NY Times 11/21/1938.

Y'all some thirsty motherf*ckers and I'm here for it.

I remember feedback like this. I got a 3 out of 5 on the year in a review. Did a lot that year. Wasn't enough for higher. A buddy of mine on the same team got a 3 out of 5 as well. Asked boss how to get higher. "Do more work like JRisJunior."

The mind boggles.

Is this the origin of Jewish BDSM? The mind boggles.

It's weird only having 24 hours before I start a new job after having been roughly unemployed for a year and a half.

I worry my brain won't be able to keep up.

Or that I've forgotten what I actually know.

But honestly, I'm just happy to have a set routine back in my life.

Happy day off!

Been over a year looking for a tech job that both will hire me at a wage I can live on and also not cause my mental health to plummet like an anvil on a cartoon coyote.

If anyone is hiring Jr SWE's, Support Engineers, or Technical Support Engineers, I'm available to have a convo and start right now

I have practically no followers but

STRIKE GOD DAMMIT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT STRIKE

View out of a window looking at 4 airplane tails cascading away.

Jet set. #flight #leavingonajetplane #iknowexactlywhenillbebackagain

What if Domino's and Subway were in a relationship?