Jaypeg

haters trying to stop a free thinker

nooooo my brand deal!!!

Soup: The Meal you Pee Out™

dude with a "I love my country, it's the government I fear" plate cover and a thin blue line sticker should join cirque du soleil with those gymnastics

GOD I WISH I WAS THERE AAA

purple background with Velocity raising their hand up in a fist in the center below text that reads: We're going to TwitchCon!

GDQx is coming to #TwitchCon San Diego!!!

Run submissions and host applications will be opening August 6-13!

*Accepted runners and hosts will receive a badge
*TwitchCon takes place October 17–19

Congratulations on your challenge run!

Belmont the cat, sleeping with his mouth open and tongue about to roll out

phone hit me with wistful music and a "1 year ago" and it's this deflated hairy bat

Having only worn louboutins sitting down and hating every moment of it, you're more powerful than I could possibly imagine

yesterday the cute NB cashier at trader joes asked me what I was up to this week and I blanked because all I could think of was tales of the shire dropping today and I said that and they went "OH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT, IT'S FINALLY OUT?!"

my cause of death: the over the shoulder shot

The real question is am I joking or manifesting

YouTube video by Peps Haven Chorus Line Opening Dance Sequence

omg AGDQ26 preshow leaked

Complaining there's no event for straight people, my guy the kia summer sales event already happened watch the vods

I love that everyone is like "no the baguette costumes are the real costumes"

I feel like his reality show was a direct ripoff of the Osbournes so it's wild that he even copycatted Ozzy by dying

"Well they should fuckin' tell me to my ass!" - @xenadir.bsky.social

I had norovirus between Christmas and New Years and didn't 🤢 once. I just inhaled them for like 24 hours straight but I swear to god it makes a difference for me and a ton of others! I was able to SLEEP with noro for a couple hours even

The AC repair techs are here and while Tony was saying "both cats are very skittish" Belmont is actively weaving his way through the techs legs and rolling around on the floor

I haven't played it but as a motion sick girlie:
- screen shaking bad
- narrow FOV bad
- smelling alcohol swabs to cure nausea good

Okay but are they good because this fiber girlie wants to know

Hey this is fucking sick actually

That's Jeanne Deltarune

From you it's everything

Gonna tell my kids this was bayonetta

I brought a literal bag of samples I am not going to use and then forgot to do anything with said bag

NGL the bottle in question here is cuter than some of the other ones, it's like a minty green and the fig leaf is a little embroidered applique

this is a post about JPG le beau paradise garden

Fragrance fans, for some reason: "ugh I hate when people call powdery/aldehydic fragrances "old lady" smells. It's so ageist and misogynistic, let people enjoy what they like. Anyway I can't believe you like a perfume that teenage boys are also interested in, you stupid piece of shit I hate them"