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nutritionists: your plate should be a rainbow! 🍎🍊🌽🥦🫐✨️

me putting white meat, potatoes, bread and cheese on my plate: 🅱️eigemeal my beloved

01.01.2025 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tweet from Yejin Gim - I don't know why but I saw an Alliance to Destroy Elon Musk's Testicles With A Spinning Kick flag yesterday

Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind:

23.12.2024 21:44 — 👍 6451    🔁 2036    💬 45    📌 66

ah, i know the cure for this- benadryl 😊

26.12.2024 12:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

she shoulda never let me pair the Bluetooth

18.12.2024 10:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

upsetting my girlfriends cat by drinking soju and playing loud hiphop im sorry egg but it's PARTY TIME

18.12.2024 10:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

train pix 🚆 💖

18.12.2024 10:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

MULLET LILY UNLOCKED? 😲

18.12.2024 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[me beating information out of scarlet crusaders with hot pokers and having the time of my life]

18.12.2024 00:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the DK start is peak!! i love death gripping those poor peasants 😭

17.12.2024 10:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sluggo wizard sticker would go crazy

09.12.2024 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

07.12.2024 06:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0