MOE

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

the united states is exactly who they tried to convince you everyone else was.

Can we just start using WTYS for “We told you so” to save character space over the next 4 years?

I put away laundry cautiously, over the course of several weeks

YOU: Imagine dragons

ME (wisely): Uhh no thank you

Is deleting a skeet called an abortion?

People who don’t use oxford commas make me sick

[sincerely, with love in my heart] get real

What did I make for Thanksgiving? Everyone uncomfortable

My skeets are 50% off today #blackfriday

Photo of shoppers fighting over televisions.

Today is Black Friday.

Twitter is a total shit show.

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

My bf said i got spicy mcchicken crumbs all in his bed 💔 smh i leave pieces of myself everywhere i go

People out here describing protected bike lanes and pedestrianization as massive social engineering project as if the automobile's takeover of American cities was a natural weather event

DRAKE A BITCH

No one is above the law in our country, unless you happen to be a twice impeached, adjudicated rapist, business fraud, felon who tried to overturn the results of a legitimate presidential election via violent coup.

In that case, yes — you are in fact, above the law.

They have the same grimace

Good Morning ☀️ Driving to work! Just shit myself

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus