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Celtic ๐Ÿ€, ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง, no gammons or butchers aprons, please. I smell shite!

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Couldn't do it lol, would end up like a gathering of the minions lot's of hijinks and we'd run out of beer.

03.11.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not only was his arm not in an unnatural position, he tucked it in rather than save himself falling on his face and skidding along the turf.

03.11.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They got more from that game than they deserved. Not offside. Not a penalty and Cornelius should also have seen red. On the flipside Trusty was lucky to have only picked up a yellow.

03.11.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The offside that wasn't

03.11.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we can do better than what we have now.

03.11.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the idea of standardising it and having AI do it. It lowers the cost, not increases. When you standardise it becomes a single product mass produced lowering cost. If it's FIFA controlled it self learns from all the games past, present, and future everywhere. Look at hawkeye in tennis.

03.11.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dallas on VAR, chopping off a legitimate goal and awarding a dodgy penalty. VAR is a decent idea, poorly implemented (crap camera angles, inadequate equipment) vulnerable to human error, bias and manipulation. Should be standardised equipment with FIFA-trained AI and no human in the loop.

03.11.2025 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Screamer, cmon Celtic lets do this!!!

02.11.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Celtic should have had this game put to bed long ago.

Then the Orange bastard that is Andrew Dallas chopping one off and awarding a non penalty would have made no difference

02.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fukin'ell Rangers be as well just hanging about our half, we couldn't hit a barn door today

02.11.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He needs to start Sunday

29.10.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arfield's a porcelain gubbed orange bastard

29.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God bless you, they are the greyest most boring band on the planet.

28.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd like to see a slightly larger than life statue of both built with them encased alive in them. Let their terrified eyes glare out at the jubilant support every week. More than they deserve. I should write horror.

28.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arsecast did you say Arsecast? That's something I usually do in the mornings too! Into a bowl with water at the bottom that takes it away to sea.

28.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With this board and the same / similar comments of the last 5 managers being the same old story why would he come back?

28.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There is a common thread here.

28.10.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

This is worse than when he walked away. Then, he left us in the shit. When someone leaves you in the shit you can get yourself out. Right now I think he's trying to get himself the sack, and he's hurting us doing it. That's worse in my eyes.

27.10.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very true...

27.10.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still don't understand what happened with Nawrocky, for the few times he actually played him he always looked solid. I think there's a solid defender in Murray and he needs to give Donovan a chance, I've liked what I've seen of him so far.

25.10.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye, that lot are just wrong'uns

24.10.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kenny has an opportunity to step up here. None of this confidence shite, you're wearing a Celtic shirt son, they don't shrink to fit. I don't see what Brendan sees, and I have no idea why Yamada is out of the picture. He has a pedigree that Kenny doesn't have. What's going on?

24.10.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Each to their own. My garden is my space. I only welcome those with two legs and a bag of cans. If Mr Fox has the wile to show up with a bag of cans I could be persuaded to drop the ultrasonics.

24.10.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ›ข๐Ÿ–๐ŸŽฃ cmon Celtic

23.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just a big rat mate. I've no problem with them in the wild, but they have no business in my garden. I wouldn't harm them but I have ultrasonics deployed after one started using my freshly laid front lawn as its toilet. Seems to have worked too.

23.10.2025 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

21.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Bastard positive? Bastard can be positive ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป. Yes, I've convinced myself. One happy and contented bastard here.

21.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll do that. It was former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak. And she's quoted as saying that he โ€œlaughed when he hurt meโ€.

Scum bag, protected by other scumbags subordinate to scumbags who've taken money from the real scum bags.

21.10.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just stop. You can do that. Don't be beheld to anyone.

You could say, due to the number of complaints received I've decided not to do it this year and cite everyone who's complained.

Job done, and the shit stirred ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

21.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There will be no line, just those of the same ilk, who've happened to die at the same time as me, hoping nobody's got to her before me ๐Ÿ˜‚

If she's down there we'll get a pass out and we'll go tooled up.

21.10.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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