Jason C Garza

Well I mean lame duck would start a war for oil, just like Dubya.

#NeverForget
That time I interacted with the fella who created Dilbert.

I'm sorry, but when did everyone in America get cast in a new adaptation of Orwell's 1984?

Breaking: JD Vance renaming Department of the Interior to Department of Couchfucking. #politics

Aha, this works better.

I need to apologize to Coldplay for making this. #kisscam

No. Kings.

Growing up, I enjoyed Dilbert in the 90s; I was a high schoolers and understood absurdity. Then, one day, Adams went full MAGAt. Racism, bigotry, vitriol. It's sad that he's suffering from pancreatic cancer, I would wish that on no one. And I still remember how he got upset at me for calling him out

[Yes I am aware this joke refers to the Second Death Star and not the first but so many people really think Bothans were responsible for the plans for the first Death Star. These people are clearly wrong and haven't seen ANH or ROTJ in years and when they did weren't paying attention].

#Andor

I would love to see you tackle Chuck E. Cheese and their commitment to recycling pizza as an Earth Day pledge.

Catholicism needs an overhaul, and Francis was trying. Shame the plague rat murdered him.

These special editions are so timely. #SignalGate

It was a big rock.

And they used THIS FONT to advertise. It's quite telling that people and corporations are comfortable putting their bigotry and hate on public display. #BoycottSteakAndShake

So you're a fading fast food chain with terrible food and you realize the easiest way to make money is to cater to idiots. And thus, Steak & Shake is officially announcing it hates America.

My feed last night and today made some things really clear.

Where's the Lombardi, Lebowski? #superbowllix

This has been a comedy.

"DEI is not a threat; it's a gift." Alicia Keys nailed it. #Grammys2025

Will Smith can't do a tribute without focusing first on himself and his own terrible television show.

Ugh play some real country, like Dolly Parton or Beyoncé, not this crap. #Grammys2025

Am I the only one hoping Herbie Hancock punches Will Smith? #Grammys2025

They never crash-tested Teslas with children or passengers. This is because Melon Husk knew people who bought the Wankpanzer would be lonely, friendless incels with poor judgment and terrible taste. #incelcamino

I'm wondering how Elmo and Stinky were allowed in already.

Right up there with Violator.

I think the bible needs an accurate warning label.

Seriously like was literal pond scum busy?

Every Trump cabinet nod has me thinking of this horror movie.

Goddamn it just gets worse and more surreal.

These cabinet picks are the political equivalent of getting picked last in kickball.