Will Work 4 SunDrop

They share a little bit of border but not nearly that much. Pretty sure you are thinking West Virginia.

I got nothing for you but this shitty little prayer Good morning, friends.

As true now as it was in November.

For my uncle Billy’s wedding, his brother wrote “Help Me” on his shoe bottoms in white polish. Imagine the priest throwing the emergency brake on the wedding when it wasn’t even your joke.

Nothing screams “Family Fun” like The Big Lebowski

This spring I was in a car wreck where I lost consciousness and had to be hospitalized with a subdural hematoma. And as groggy as I was, they still didn’t have to give me one of these.

Nobody should have to play Candy Land. I used to rig the deck in my toddler’s favor whenever we played Candy Land. Neither child questioned why they won in an average of eight moves.

New Mexico State

I get why the world moved on and it is best that book isn’t circulated any more. But it did a helluva lot to start junior high me to learning and understanding just how terribly America had treated minorities. As I continued, I finally learned that wasn’t a past tense issue.

I hate the fact someone beat me to the punch on the Bitter Beer Face joke.

Bitter sewage, no matter how many packets of sugar you dump in.

Full points awarded to Barons catcher Colby Smelley for having Stanky Legg as his walk-up music.

Fire Barry Trotz. Preferably into the sun.

I stayed at the Days Inn on South Blvd. the night before the 1999 Iron Bowl. I assure you the room pictured here would have been an upgrade by an order of magnitude.

Apparently “No.”

Stealing from a Facebook friend: LOLSOB

Coastal Carolina may as well concede the outs once a runner reaches second.

Iranians work fast.

Had fungus on his shower shoes.

Is it bad to be down to your recruiting coordinator as acting head coach in an elimination game for the national championship?

in the last 365 days the florida panthers have won the stanley cup twice and florida state university has won a football game twice

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

Being a random sportsball nut at a protest march is surprisingly valuable. Turns out you can get a quiet chant going loud and proud while only using the volume associated with weeknight non-conference basketball.

Man holding trans pride and Dale Earnhardt flags on the same pole. Holy shit how wild is that?

The South is not like you think and exactly like you think all at the same time. #nokings

“The coach's challenge, however, does not impact the NCAA officials' voluntary use of instant replay for timing mistakes …”

Then it is worthless. This is the worst culprit.

I finally got curious one night and tried a Zima. It tasted like Prestone smells.

Was hoping to find more robust coverage of the #SBC on Bluesky but my search almost unanimously turned up Baptist bashing. (And hey I get it. I used to be SBC too and they aren’t my favorite folks these days.)

Kate was always a reliable source for live coverage in the Twitter days. Worth a follow.

Announcer in a 16-10 game talks up the batter for the Ragin’ Cajuns. “Native of Panama, he proudly wears the flag of his country on his left sleeve.”

His color guy had to point out that it was the flag of Acadiana, which is a standard part of Lousiana’s uniform. #sunbelt #collegebaseball

This pleases my soul.