Patrick Attaway

I have a feeling Pedro fucks who he wants to.

I mean, look at him.

I am, I swear!

It’s always “Can I lick Texas Roadhouse butter off them” and never, “I’ll read all your books and call you the greatest writer of all time.”

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So is my wife.

Me: Pokémon comes out tomorrow.

Wife: You can’t play it. You’re sick.

Me: Being sick is the best time to play.

Wife: Nope. You’re grounded.

Me: If you don’t let me call you mommy, you don’t get to be my mom.

Wife: You think being your mom is a privilege???

I can’t normalize any behavior because my schtick got old after 2020 and people just ignore me now.

Most of the people on my Cool Kids list aren’t active anymore, so I guess I need to make new friends.

Blegh. No thanks.

At the beginning of college, your advisor should say, “You’re going to have a hard time finding a job, so you’re going to likely end up in a field unrelated to your major, and many of your co-workers won’t even have degrees. Some of them will resent you for being educated. Still wanna do this?”

I love when I wake up and see some rando flaming me online.

Imagine hating me and I’m asleep the whole time.

#WPSnips Created Angel Chronicles Book 5 (& my Favorite), I EVEN WROTE A MELODY FOR IT & MADE THIS TRAILER!!

"The Angel of Death with a broken heart living in the most romantic city in the world."

~ Fated Mates
~ Revenge on Manipulative Ex
~ 🌶️🌶️
~ Gamer Girl

#A #P #F #C #T #PN #UF

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After reading Ethical Slut, I’m surprised no one talks about the two sections on cheating (which would be unethical) and how the authors even suggest it could lead to an open relationship (which would be someone using cheating as manipulation).

They spend more time on asexuality than monogamy too.

And for what it’s worth, I am TIRED of trans and genderqueer people being demonized in politics.

All the Right does is take buzzwords like “woke” and “pronouns” to make white Christians believe they’re going to be outnumbered.

Meanwhile, I can count on one hand how many trans people I’ve met.

In the comments “Democrats aren’t talking about pronouns!!1!”

Gavin is a politician. He is likely running for president. Therefore, he will say things to appeal to right wing voters because he needs their votes too.

Let’s not forget most democrats in office didn’t support gay marriage for years.

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Me: *Posts anything I find humorous.*

You: What the fuck are you talking about? What is he talking about? What are you saying?

Me: *Got little sleep and feels like roadkill.*

Wife: You’re cute! 😍❤️‍🔥😍❤️‍🔥

Your outdated pop music references are like rain on your wedding day.

Finally have my own #starterpack.

Please let me know you want me to add you!

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I do not understand why people would feel offended at being excluded from certain groups.

I’m not a Republican. I’m not offended if I’m unwelcome in Republican groups or forums.

I’m also not offended if you don’t dedicate a chapter to my specific sexuality, Hardy and Easton.

Robert Bly: Mythology says men’s hair represents power and strength.

Girlies: Eww. Stop. You’re gross, Bly.

Taron Egerton: *loses hair*

Girlies: OH MY GOD WHY IS HE UGLY NOW???

How indie authors feel adding “best selling author” to their social media bios.

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I wrote three albums of singer/songwriter material in late 2010 during my freshman year of college, and my idea of rebellion were songs about a staircase, intentional seclusion, and classroom windows someone painted over.

Total genius. 🙄

Episode 344 - Molly Roden Winter's More Part 1 (With Special Guest)

On the new Demise of the Podcast, I read and discuss Molly Roden Winter’s memoir More, and my wife defines monogamy while expressing her thoughts on #polyamory.

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Hope they don’t give you the roundabout.

“I couldn’t find a hat that says Make America Great Again. The closest I could find was Fart Police.”

I lost my grandfather to cancer in July. He was a Veteran and did a lot of work for other Veterans. He was flawed, but not evil. He didn’t discover the cancer until May.

The dried apricot has access to the best healthcare in the world.

Wife: I think I should shower first.

Me: You wouldn’t rinse the seasoning off a steak.

Are flaccid men still replying to women “Shouldn’t you be writing” on social media?

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