Tyler Mathiasen

The foliage on the Jersey turnpike right now is some of the best I’ve seen all season not gonna lie.

Been parting my hair down the middle over the last few days and I kind of like it.

“People can sleep again….just like the president. Look at this guy! He’s having a nice nap. Isn’t that great?”

This is quite something.

Do we think her cousin’s ball swelling ever went down?

The way that affluent resistlib (laudatory) suburban women drive these weird incel freaks up the wall is just endlessly delightful.

A coalition that ranges from democratic socialists to neoconservatives, including a lot of energized liberals in between, is large and formidable.

A big pro-democracy tent. A united front. Any internal disagreements can be hashed out once the authoritarian emergency is over.

This really can work.

The weirdest, most evil nerds in DC are fighting amongst themselves and I just think that’s fucking terrific.

Woke retribution tour 2026-2029

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Morning sex >>>>>>>>>>>

Liberalism good.

It feels like exhaling for the first time in a year seeing these results come in.

One thing that is amazing to me is how the chopped cheese has remained a largely NYC exclusive food. I kind of love that it is a cherished thing you can’t get everywhere.

Sometimes I glare at people like that.

Now entering my standard election night nervous nelly zone.

Rarely is it asked, is our posters learning.

If nothing else, the last nine months should have made it clear that elections matter. But what’s remarkable about America is that we have the power, as citizens, to change this country by voting. Go to IWillVote.com.

Cast my ballot for Mikie Sherrill this morning and thanked as many of the poll workers as possible for the work they do in sustaining our democracy.

The dems keep folding except they’ve refused to reopen the government for 32 days and counting in defiance of the GOP’s agenda wishes. Some of you really need to log off.

Stop uncritically trusting Axios instead of spreading it around like gospel maybe.

Flash flood warning on Wall Street tomorrow from billionaire tears

Quite strange too because, I presumably a lot of those New Yorkers moving to Texas are politically aligned with Abbott. But who cares really?

I was rooting for the Blue Jays because I can’t stand LA.

YouTube video by Mikie Sherrill for New Jersey Mikie Sherrill and Barack Obama rally voters in Newark

Hello, New Jersey! There’s a lot at stake in this election, and I’m here tonight to talk about why @mikiesherrill.bsky.social should be your next Governor. Watch live:

Good job!

Such a lovely way to enjoy an autumn evening.

I believe he is a choo choo train. From the research I’ve don’t at least. The first choo choo to gain expertise on Soviet era geopolitics.

Open Enrollment begins today.

Health care premiums will soar for millions of Americans.

All because the GOP won’t even show up to work and negotiate.

Feel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.