kimchi-momi

IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Probably beamed off the station by the subroutine Keiko created to monitor your diet.

According to MAGA, 35 year old “Young Republicans” are “boys being boys” but 15 year old girls are fully grown women.

Admittedly, I am not fluent in FoxNews-ese, but what am I missing here?

Saw a youtube video about a highrise penthouse in NYC. Managed to get a bout of vertigo when the camera looked down on the Plaza hotel.

And keep in mind…THIS IS A VIDEO.

What did you do this time to piss off both the Holosuite and Transporter Maintenance this time?

So you’re saying you’re NOT happy that it is Friday? Wow.

On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…

And a few are Bajoran approval (the Vedeks Assembly insisted after the disastrous repair of the temple doors). Poor Vedek Qwinn still has the divots in her side from when the doors tried to close on her…

Some of the approvals are secondary (& in the case of security, tertiary) approval after a department approves. It’s to make sure that no one missed anything and to make sure we don’t get substandard parts (& that the delivery service chosen is NOT the Pakleds). Rimmer is ecstatic @ the redundancies

… by the way, Boss, the Promenade Merchants Association would like a word about the Maintenance clause in their leases…

Which is why Runabout Maintenance have been putting in requests for updates. But after the Chief’s disastrous foray with Pakled delivery service, all requests have to be cleared by 10 levels of station management.

no no, it’s not Waste Management’s fault. The Runabout Maintenance crew have been banging on about new equipment and upgrades for months….aaaand now we see what happens when upgrades are not done.

THAT is why I had the autosign done for all requisition forms. Which the Chief took away…

Sir, you misread the memo. You’re supposed to be a NUDE SUIT from the Quartermaster for Tactical Nude Parkour. Garak said that he would add sequins for anyone interested in personalizing their suits.

Oh look! Starfleet Psych Ward is here with hyposprays and a straitjacket with your name on it…

so now the assignment is clear: vote them out during their primaries.

special request from Brunt, FCA to torment Quark. Lister agreed only bc he and Quark are arguing about the recipe for chicken vindaloo.

and to shut Dukat up about that nonexistent statue.

Thanks for the frappes! The guys down in Waste Management thank you too…& as a gift, any tickets you put in for Waste Management gets priority over the Chief’s.

This trend of Mondays having replicators toss out food and beverage items is concerning, Chief. Especially when it was not authorized by station management nor the Promenade Merchants Association. Someone is sabotaging the replicators…

Wait, Brad from Promenade Maintenance got transferred to Waste Management when he heard about all the great perks (thanks to our union). So there is no Brad in Promenade Maintenance for now.

Brad from Parks & Recs - Bajor Sector. Not to be confused with Brad from P&R - Sol Sector, or Brad from P&R - Attache to the Klingon Empire.

Also not to be confused with Brad from Temple Maintenance, or Brad from Runabout Maintenance, or Brad from Promenade Maintenance.

we ALL have latinum on this. So far, the pool is 1,561 slips of latinum. Quark is demanding a 20% hosting fee.

ooh, you mean like that one missile the Maquis claimed to have rewritten its OS and turned into a Cardassian seeking missile that was never seen again? Very convenient that the missile was never seen again 🤣

Ok, but I’m NOT going in a runabout to be the target this time. It’s Rom’s turn.

how would a trebuchet work in space?

AND IT HAS A NEW NOZZLE

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

*sighs* i’ll get the water hose.

(disclaimer: my Universal Translator works fine bc the Vulcans stand by their work and the warranty is air tight)

…..yeah, we need to get you that neurological scan with @alteredmedicine.bsky.social.

so….the replicators are falling onto the Promenade with pumpkin pies?

yikes. i feel bad for the Promenade Maintenance crew. getting pumpkin out of replicator parts is tricky.

you still owe me latinum from our last Tongo game. as your gift, I’ll forgive 3 slips of latinum from your debt. Please pay the remaining 7 slips by the end of the week or the interest is applied to your balance.

BAZINGA CHIEF! I’m on ALLLLLLLLLLL the lines.