Joe Agnew

Joe Agnew

@jontler.bsky.social

I work in cybersecurity and I play fake baseball

64 Followers 62 Following 268 Posts Joined Sep 2023
5 hours ago
Map of Minnesota. "1-78 inches of snow possibly expected, maybe"

Time for this majestic meme again.

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3 hours ago

70s brutality double feature: The Towering Inferno and The Poseidon Adventure.

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6 hours ago

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

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1 day ago

I can no longer discern reality from satire.

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2 days ago

CD5 (Ilhan). Dave Brauer is my favorite follow for Twin Cities inside baseball DFL politics stuff. bsky.app/profile/dbra...

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2 days ago

[ears perk up]

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3 days ago

Fun fact, the vocabulary of Andrew in “The Compound” was inspired by Pete Hegseth.

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4 days ago

The ads are loading nicely!

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5 days ago
Video thumbnail

You can unzip a .docx or .pptx file, and find all the images inside at their original sizes and resolutions

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6 days ago

I don’t feel like I’m fully getting it. I’ll have to see it for myself I suppose.

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6 days ago

I would really prefer to hear from the woman herself on this important matter.

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1 week ago

This is the nightmare of any precinct election judge.

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1 week ago

I really am a very simple man.

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1 week ago

I really enjoyed both of these movies. 😕

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1 week ago

I made multiple overtures but I did not think to include “innocuous and low value foreign target” and that is on me.

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1 week ago

never look at your phone when you get up to take a leak. someone might have started an idiot war

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2 weeks ago

I don't want them to get cute and clever, just point and audibly laugh every time he says something insane. Snicker and gossip loudly with a neighbor at every absurdity. Treat it with the seriousness that they do, which is none.

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2 weeks ago

Thursday will be my first ever RCL draft (signed up for two this year) so people can come knowing there’s at least one easy mark in the bunch!

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2 weeks ago

I feel like such a naive asshole for scrutinizing employee expense reports.

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2 weeks ago

Imagine the rationing you’d do, though. “You have 45 minutes of social media, and if you go one minute over your phone’s factory resets.”

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2 weeks ago

Never heard of this, watched the video, disappointed. Figured the real incentive was if you broke the rules past a certain time it would brick your phone. Now THAT might work.

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3 weeks ago
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Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

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1 month ago

Where is the beard glitter picture???

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1 month ago

MLB happy to let its fans get ripped off. bsky.app/profile/labu...

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1 month ago
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

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1 month ago

For all the reasons you are thinking of (and maybe some you're not), this has been a HARD year for many people who live in Washington. That's making the decision to gut the parts of the Post (metro, sports) that cover the region as a place that people *live* extra hard to take.

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1 month ago

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

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1 month ago

BOBBIE

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Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis - First Ave 260130 YouTube video by Nate Reiter

Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...

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