Iris

im not a linux evangelist but people post on here weekly like "i miss when computers were more like the early 2000s and had basic software and i didn't have to pay attention to all the flashiness and complexity and updates" girl what you desire is running stable debian on a spare thinkpad

guy who jerks off to just the jav titles

im a little chudpilled wokemaxxer

girls. get you a boyfriend who listens when you say something made you uncomfy and seamlessly pivots into Grandpa Joke Mode

You can draw whatever you want. Never forget that

a fluffy cat sits in a tall narrow box

Mr. Cat loves his box.

War of the Worlds (2025):

this was, by far, the least film I have ever seen. this should not qualify as film. this should not qualify as real. this shit sucked so bad. I can't even think of anything neutral to say, let alone "good"

not exactly but pretty much

memento vivere

A random Nichijou frame from EP12.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

truly a delectable meal. thank you for sharing it with me, love...

happy valentine's day to you and yours. if you're like me, you've never really known for sure what this "love" thing is. and you still won't, for many years to come!

nonetheless, it's important that you keep on seeing your life as a love story. it's the only kind worth living, unfortunately

scribbled out faces make a lot of sense now tbh

oh. it's cptsd

im so fucking tired of myself and my life and everything I've ever known

I think it's time to come to terms with my fundamental brokenness. I don't know how exactly you fix that but it's kind of pointless trying to hide from it anymore

it happened

New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

Cat Catseye!

boyfriend gave me a 12 inch cheese pull tonight. gonna have to suck out his soul for this

tragic: the morally detestable doctor in my novel is not, as my first impressions would have me believe, a hot older woman

*Nintendo Direct narrator voice*

"Tap to jiggle, in this heartwarming RPG sensation!"

what do achievements have to do with respecting your time? if it's about story beats or ingame content, I can understand being annoyed out of it being difficulty gated. but if it's just to have an achievement, who cares

many people do, but getting mad at people who didn't use it for their main character of the day callout posts is pretty much 100% purity test

charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show