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Bryan VanGelder

@bryanvangelder.bsky.social

I can't die anymore than I already have

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Same

27.03.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes nyc is ok

27.03.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP 13

27.03.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Henry Killinger as "Doctor Doom" in #AvengersDoomsday

26.03.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Movie pitch: vampires are going extinct because of too much microplastics in blood

26.03.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.03.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pay attention

22.03.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How bout the balls on Arby's with them curly fries, huh?

17.03.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found a β€˜dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle β€œDead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.

He was not dead.

15.03.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 43294    πŸ” 17345    πŸ’¬ 1436    πŸ“Œ 1262

WAIT NO

16.03.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc

16.03.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait wtf is going on??

16.03.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been excited for this. Interested in your takeaway

15.03.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoy being a #coheed fan because its the only music circle where the conversation always goes:
"Hey did you listen to the new coheed?"
"Yeah i liked number 5 how bout you?"
"Oh for me 'Jackie Flamefist : Fear harbinger CHAPTER 11- The mooring of Starspace" goes HARD

14.03.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#synthwavevibes

13.03.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah bro it was in his namesske where u been 😜

12.03.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Very thankful for this lil guy

12.03.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just thinking about this scene a lot lately for no fucking particular reason at all

10.03.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a yellow shirt and earrings looks down ALT: a man wearing a yellow shirt and earrings looks down
06.03.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

13.01.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17401    πŸ” 3886    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 55

Now i want to start a black metal band called "aheathen King of Old" whos in?

01.03.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The audience cheered for Denethor's tomato i just cant

01.03.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it...

01.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Big big fan of what you and the team are doin with characters ive loved for a very long time. Really enjoying literally all of it

01.03.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #Shoresy day. Even though us yanks dont deserves the hospitality our neighbors to the north still gives us quality entertainments and thats what I appreciates abouts them.

28.02.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

29.01.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 67750    πŸ” 16293    πŸ’¬ 972    πŸ“Œ 785

HUH?!

27.02.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn.. RIP Nona F Mechlenberg

26.02.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think im just not gonna do my taxes this year. Its not like anyones paying attention

26.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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