Jeff Satterley

Do you think we could get Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas to come back as the McKenzie brothers talking about Heated Rivalry?

Dayforce: 87% of executives use AI for work!

Readers: 87% of executives use AI for work (derogatory)

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

If we've learned anything from this past year, it's that they need to teach OpSec in high school.

Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.

Well now I absolutely DON'T want to skip the preamble!

I’ll keep quoting it until it sinks in: direct action is always better than waiting on and relying on elections for change. You don’t have to wait to do it, and it isn’t rendered completely ineffective by politicians doing what they always do-selling out.

More broadly, officials across ICE say Noem and Lewandowski have directed them to use a $170 billion infusion of cash from Congress to launch splashy ideas that have proven ineffective or impractical. Among the examples some ICE officials have cited: A few weeks ago, the pair ordered ICE officials to buy 10 737 jets from Spirit Airlines that they said would be used to boost deportation flights— and for their own travel, according to people familiar with the matter. Some officials warned the pair that the effort would be prohibitively expensive compared with hiring more flight contractors, the people said.

Once the officials looked into the proposal, they learned that Spirit, which filed for bankruptcy for a second time in August, didn't own the planes. The planes also don't have engines, which would need to be purchased separately. The project has since been put on pause, though DHS recently purchased two Gulfstream jets for $200 million, according to Democrats on the House Appropriations Committee, who were notified by the department. A spokesperson for Spirit didn't respond to a request for comment.

The WSJ on how unbelievably stupid Noem and Lewandowski are.

I don’t care that I’m late to this; it’s to good to pass up.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

"I love the smell of gooners in the morning... Smells like victory."

Where Is OpenAI's Money Going? Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - Song For The Dead Editor's Note: The original piece had a mathematical error around burnrate, it's been fixed. A few days ago, Sam Altman said that OpenAI’s rev...

Based on analysis of years of revenues, losses and funding, since 2023, OpenAI has taken in $28.6bn in cash and had $13.7bn in losses.

However, reports say OpenAI ended 1H 2025 with $9.6bn in cash - suggesting OpenAI's losses are billions higher than reported.

www.wheresyoured.at/where-is-ope...

The ADL Is Having A Mamdani Meltdown | Defector The focus of the Anti-Defamation League has become entirely warped. Support for Israel was always part of the organization’s goals, but typically that was nested within a broader declaration to fight…

The ADL has dropped the pretense that its mission is anything besides whatever director Jonathan Greenblatt cares about. defector.com/the-adl-is-h...

"New York City is doomed" says man who wouldn't even eat salsa that was made there in an old TV commercial.

This story has extra juice when you know the pretext behind "operation Midway Blitz"

Dick Tracy looking mf

If you elect me, not only will I end Daylight Saving, I'll abolish time zones! It's the same time everywhere, figure out when you wanna get up and go to work and whatnot..

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment.

step two: Lasers. now the government says don-

You know what social network isn't banned? The bibleFBI OPEN UP

🎶I'm busy 🎶

Some of us have big idiots living with us

Something I’m noticing is reporters who have covered policing and the criminal legal system are approaching mass deportations quite differently than some immigration reporting. They see how law enforcement will be/already is immigration enforcement.

Solar powered dog

Not a thought in that pretty little head of his

Look at this absolute goober