Dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com took us all to the unlicensed Willy Wonka Experience NYC. “You need to know the costs of capitalism,” she said, before pushing us forward toward the street entrance. “You need to see what Michael Bloomberg did to this town.” I bought some meth from their gift shop.

DO IT, Jacob Tierney! It's mathematically impossible to get sexier than this on ice!

there used to be at least one reporter per each of Ri's 39 cities and towns. No town council, school department or zoning board meeting went uncovered

ok folks, "Adam Omary" is a going to be the author of the next generation's agony

Suddenly realized I'm thinking about this like Ben Kenobi. It was a totally different world

that too.

If CRAVE weren't cowards the next season of Heated Rivalry would be about Paralympics Curling

A single motion. Incredible

One of New England's greatest stunt candidates, up there with Vermin Supreme

Along with the pin, somewhere in my archives I think I still have some of the condoms he gave out printed with his face and the slogans "Healey: you won't even know he's there" and "Healey: like using nothing at all"

RIP

I still have a campaign pin from Robert Healey, who used to run for RI Lt Gov every election cycle on the platform that he'd abolish the position immediately upon being voted into it

Paralympics as always way more interesting than Olympics and a better model for sport in general

small mercies. Thank you @aclu.org

oh no. This is an innocent question with a truly horrific answer

this is a continuing beat for ProPublica, you might get at them about it

pls tell me it was Respironics

OOH GOOD ONE who was this to?

I'm like this close to sending a hate letter to a former colleague who repeated anti-trans lies to me in 2023

I may have accused him of being a Nazi

I go to a bluegrass jam once a month. One of the guys there, an American, decided to break out a second jam every Sunday. I said I was excited and he DM'd me to say I wasn't invited because it's for strings only.

anyone else find themselves blowing up at people whose petty cruelty you might otherwise have had the ability to tolerate this week?

don't i know it

I've always wondered who would want to be married to someone who is in league with people who want to make your marriage illegal and I guess this answers that

that's rough

I love this

Philippine folklore is the best folklore

legit had no idea you were a Christian

HOLY SHIT @sirosenbaum.bsky.social HONEY I JUST FOUND AND MET THE FLUTE PLAYER

I TRIED TO TEXT AND CALL BUT YOU DIDN'T PICK UP

I TOLD HIM WE LOVED HIM

Oh you’re looking for your unicorn that’s cool, me and my wife are trying to find our antlered centaur lad