The End of Time Part One ended a bit differently than I remember
[Conservative MP stubs their toe] IT IS DISGUSTING THIS HAS HAPPENED UNDER A LABOUR GOVERNMENT
I'm a big fan of when I log into somewhere via my Gmail account and then Gmail emails me and my backup asking WAS THIS YOU? WHAT? ANSWER ME.
But... even if that's the case, episode 3 shows The Doctor being pro housing migrants.
I ate a Dreamie once to see what the fuss was about. It wasn't terrible.
FOX Animation only gives one new idea a try every four years and it is so tiring.
Do YOU live in Glasgow?
Do you have FRIENDS?
Recommend they come to this tomorrow!
He blocked me years ago. He was ranting about never watching Doctor Who again because of Jodie's casting and I said "looking forward to you blowing ten grand on recreating her episodes in FlashMX with a shit Tom Baker impersonator".
The block was valid, I think.
Gonna post this on Threads and throw my phone in the river.
Just read they found two missing Classic Who episodes. What?? But I have all the 2005-2022 episodes on DVD. Do they mean deleted scenes??
Being British is embarrassing sometimes. "Tart"? Ok. "Spotted dick". Yeah sure. Why not call one of our desserts "cunt pudding" while we're at it
GF years ago decided to get me excited in the morning by knocking one out in bed as I dozed. As she neared her "crescendo," I jokingly leaned over and asked her if she wanted me to tape Kilroy. We broke up that evening, after a tense day.
Being British is embarrassing sometimes. "Tart"? Ok. "Spotted dick". Yeah sure. Why not call one of our desserts "cunt pudding" while we're at it
If you are Glasgow based, come see my show on Saturday!
Got a 10 hour coach to Glasgow today but at least I look cute
my church is trying to get an easter bunny to hop on by for an easter event and obviously i'm putting myself forward for the role, so i've been looking around to price easter bunny costume pieces and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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AND he's gonna be on the new fiver!
Replace Churchill with Paddington to really confuse the flagshaggers
DM me!
Replace Churchill with Paddington to really confuse the flagshaggers
GLASGOW INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL! Catch me, Ashley Frieze and Edi Johnston with our three-hander hour MUSICAL CHAIRS on March 14th. Get your tickets now please.
I'm about halfway through I Swear and All-4-One haven't made a single appearance
The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.
Wicked but it's the Muppet Show
I'm not 100% happy with "dat" being in there but it's the best I could do
Can't believe we've found the one batshit culture war nonsense that is actively funny, I hope this fucking nonsense rumbles on for DAYS
First the Queen gets replaced by a bloke and now this
I mean, I would wait at least a few more years before making new banknotes. Just saying.
Same! He followed me for tweeting "I love Reverend and the Makers, I've heard all of their song" and then he did a similar realisation of what I had said, insulted, blocked.
In his insult he also called me Harry Potter because, uh, glasses?
